That, since I have only one sibling, that meant my parents only did it two times.

Sex lasts all night. Like you go into bed and then it is happening until sunrise.

When I was 14 I thought anal sex was when a guy just f**ked your buttcrack like literally just sliding his dick between the cheeks without ever entering any hole, I was so confused.

I thought you literally could not have sex before marriage. It couldn’t happen. The vagina would reject the penis like water and oil.

You will go blind by masturbating.

I thought penises grew pubic hair on their tip, like a lion’s tail. I also thought all “doggy style” sex was anal sex.

Fully thought if you had sex in vagina it would be a girl, and up the bum would be a boy.

I thought eating a lot of food until you got fat got you pregnant, this was reinforced when people said they have a ‘food baby’.

As a kid I thought kissing on the lips made babies. And apparently so did a lot of other people.

I thought “oral sex” was literally “oral”. As in, talking dirty. I was so shocked to learn the truth.

I thought sperm were the size of tadpoles. I thought they shot out and filled up the condom like a water balloon and you would be able to see and hear them slithering and wriggling around.

When guys get hard ons, it was because it filled with sperm and if a guy couldn’t get hard it meant he had no sperm.

When I started masturbating, I thought if I kept doing it, my testicles would shrink to nothing.

Low key thought you just had to actually sleep next to somebody because it was called Sleeping Together.

I always thought homosexual meant that you like to have sex at home. I was trying to sound cool at summer camp when I was around 12 so I told everyone I was homosexual. All of the girls started hanging out with me and I thought all the guys were avoiding me because they were jealous. Realized my mistake later in the summer and never went back to that camp or talked to anyone there again.

The guy stuck it in there and just kinda stayed there until the baby was made. Didn’t know about the whole thrusting thing.

I thought I was dying during my first orgasm because the church tells you you’re not supposed to touch yourself. I even started crying, but I didn’t tell anyone lol.