When I married my first husband, Half-Blood Prince had JUST come out. So, of course, I bought it with our fat $100 ‘wedding’ cash. The next day, I’m getting through the book when he starts shit with me. I went to the bathroom to get away from him. He ripped the book from my hands… Turned to the back of the book and straight-up sneered DUMBLEDORE DIES

A girl I fell in love with, actually just used me as a tool to get attention for the downtime she didn’t have a boyfriend. I’m kinda embarrassed how long it took for me to realize it, but it still really hurt when I finally found out. She still tries to claim “she never wanted to hurt me” and “I still mean a lot to her” but she definitely took advantage of my low self-esteem.

I hadn’t been home all day, just got off work and was just burnt out. My roommate invited two friends over to hang out and drink some wine in the kitchen which was in the same area as the living room (open floor plan). I didn’t wanna join so said I was just gonna relax with my dinner and watch my show – we are both fine with this plan. Anyways, I’m sitting there watching my show (at a normal volume) minding my own business and one of her friends starts complaining about “the atmosphere not being fun” and saying she was bothered that she could hear my show. I ignored it and pretended I couldn’t hear it and my roommate asked her friend if it was too loud and her friend said “it isn’t loud but I just don’t wanna hear it at all you know? It’s girls night”. She asks me to turn it down so I say sure and turn it down a few clicks. This girl then walks over, grabs the remote AND TURNS OFF THE TV. Then lectures me about how “it’s rude to watch TV while people are socializing” and says I need to just get over myself and be social. Bitch WTF?! THIS IS MY HOUSE – YOU DON’T LIVE HERE, AND IT IS A WEDNESDAY. It’s been years and my petty ass still gets pissed thinking about it haha

One of my school principals told a pupil in my class to write down everything questionable that I said/did over the course of a month and submit it to her without my knowledge. The snitch submitted her letter and the teacher straight away mailed it to my mom and dad. Thankfully they saw the absurdity of what she was doing and WENT TO TOWN on the school for bullying pupils. Still makes me boil thinking about it to this day.

In line at a wedding dinner. Lady in front of me was talking to the lady behind me in line. After 3 minutes of being awkward guy in between them, I said “here, I’ll just trade you spots” and let the lady behind me go in front. That bitch took the last deviled egg. This was in 1987.

How social networking and likability will generally advance your career faster than competence and work ethic will. Not in all cases or careers, but I used to be bitter watching brown nosers and yes-men shoot past me while I thought my work ethic would speak for itself.

When I was 9 we had swim class and I was a very good swimmer for my age. To pass the final test we had to do some swimming underwater. I misheard what we had to do and did it wrong, I also went first so no one to compare it to. The swim teacher fails me and does not let me do it again. However, the poor swimmers who were physically unable to do it got to retake it. I should mention that the swim teacher was a woman and everyone who was allowed more than one try was a girl. I felt so ashamed when everyone else (apart from the really poor swimmers) got a certificate but me.

That one of my favorite characters in a book died. Didn’t even finish the series. Just set it down and walked away forever.

Someone I knew a long time ago used to make PB&J sandwiches a frequent amount of the time and whenever they made one they would never clean the damn knife they were using and we would frequently have jars of peanut butter and jelly mixed together and I told them countless numbers of times “clean the knife” they would always respond with OK but the next f**king day I would see them doing the same thing! God, I hated them for that.

My bully from elementary school smashed a “Game of the Goose” board on his own face and framed me. I’m still angry some twenty years later…

Raised my hand in class, teacher says “oh I’ve heard about you “. She basically told me that all the teachers talk about me on their break. 17 year old me was pissed about the immaturity of my teachers.

In high school, I had a prom Limo set up with people I considered good friends. They kicked me out because I was adamantly against drinking (still am). I didn’t care if they drank, I just didn’t want to. I didn’t go to prom at all after they silently started ghosting me.

When I was 10 years old doing homework, I wanted to look something up on my laptop but it f**ken froze, so I closed it and for some shiddy reason my mom came in exactly at that moment, as if she was listening through my door. She thought I was hiding that I am playing games or sum. I kept telling her it was for homework, even showed her I was almost done. She wouldn’t believe me.

While buying a new mattress I got convinced by the salesman to also get a tempur-pedic pillow for $100. I want my $100 back.

In 8th grade, Ashley stole my really nice lipstick that I’d saved up for. And the color didn’t even look good on her. I’m 36 and it still pisses me off.

The f**king Mexican restaurant that gave me sliced avocados on Cinco de Mayo and called it guacamole. I brought it back (it was a to-go order) and they just gave it a few smashes with a fork or something and gave it back. No tomatoes, onions, cilantro, salt, nothing. I just got half-assed mashed avocados and chips and they charged me like $8. This was six months ago and I’m still mad.

My cat got out and “ran away”. During a fight with my ex he said it was because I was a shitty catmom. Lmao, that was years ago but I still wish him misfortune for saying such a stupid thing.