’’Never thought it would happen to me. On a 6 hour flight, it touched me 3 times.’’

’’I bought tickets for my dad and me to see a concert, and this is my seat.’’

’’Never thought it would happen to me. On a 6 hour flight, it touched me 3 times.’’

’’I parked my Jeep incorrectly.’’

’’The entire dropped ceiling just collapsed in my basement.’’

’’The entire dropped ceiling just collapsed in my basement.’’

’’This is how my morning started.’’

’’My girlfriend’s graduation is canceled, so she’s picking up her degree from the student desk.’’

’’My house after I went to buy some fruit’’

’’I got assigned this locker. Guess I don’t have a locker this year.’’

’’Someone cut the cake that was for me today at work without telling anyone in the break room.’’

’’My trip to Mount Rushmore last year’’

’’We finally got some rain out here in California. And then this happened.’’

’’I boiled an egg this morning and I think something went horribly wrong.’’

’’I think I’m going to need a bigger bucket.’’

’’I was extremely sad and couldn’t wait to go home to see my cat to cheer me up. I found out he was more depressed than me.’’

’’I made cake toppers for my wedding and forgot to check the oven’s temperature before putting my fiancée in.’’