If you ask, most restaurants will give you wine samples, even if you don't intend to order wine.

No-kill animal shelters occasionally still put animals down.

When two people are brought into an interview at the same time, one of them is there to make the other look better.

Waste management is so poor at chemical plants they have a yearly budget just for paying fines.

A quarter of all gonorrhea cases doctors find are found in the throat.

You would be surprised at how many doctors forget to wash their hands.

Concrete vaults that caskets go into don't prevent the caskets from getting wet.

Poisons used by pesticide companies are so powerful they kill birds just as easily as flies.

Library late fees are more of a deterrent and don't necessarily have to be paid.

Your child’s school report is probably word for word the same as half of their class.

Your package gets thrown 5-20 feet more than 5 times in its journey to you.

If your fries look darker it's because the oil hasn't been changed in a while.

Restrooms in public libraries get a lot of opiate users shooting up in them.

You can get free upgrades at most places by just asking politely.

Your warranties will always end before the problems start. Companies test the durability of all their products to know how long they will last.

Receptionists calling you to reschedule usually just means the doctor wanted the day off.

If you go to a go-kart track there is at least a 15mph difference between all the karts, but they have to tell you they're all the same.

The plasma you donate sells for $1,000, they give you $25 for it.