When you have an itch in your head while getting a haircut. The anticipation of the barber getting closer with a comb and finally scratching it is better than sex.

The night before a day off.

That deep sigh that everybody lets out when they hug somebody important to them.

When you drop a huge turd and it just perfectly glides cleanly out of your butt.

When your check is more than you expected.

Closing all the tabs after submitting an assignment.

Making a comeback against that guy who trash-talked you throughout the game.

That feeling when you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.

Rediscovering your favorite song from when you were younger and still have the same feeling and sensations as when you first discovered it.

When finally not being in pain after a long time of subconscious pain and discomfort.

3 am water chug.

Canceling plans for something you really didn’t want to do. Nothing compares, the freedom, the relief.

It’s super satisfying when you’re talking endlessly and crazily about something you’re passionate about to your significant other and they match your energy and (and even if it’s just pretending) show an interest in what you’re saying. EXTRA satisfaction points if THEY become passionate about the thing you are passionate about after your ramblings.

Getting that popcorn kernel out from between your teeth.

First bite of a medium-rare ribeye grilled to perfection.

During joint pain ever cracked the spot such that all the pain went away.

A really good bass-filled fart that makes a stomach ache go away.

Peeing after holding it in for a really long time. Though sometimes if you wait too long it’s not a good feeling anymore.