18 shower thoughts will shake your mind

Nathan Johnson Published 10/30/2017 in wow

these will make you think

1.
When you smile you are showing as much of your skeleton as possible without injuring yourself.
2.
Do bald people use shampoo or soap on their heads?
3.
Isn’t “head over heels” the normal condition?
4.
You never feel a part of your body till the part has something happen to it
5.
Someone has to hold the record for having the same cell phone number the longest
6.
You’ve never seen your real face — only pictures and reflections.
7.
The human body can create life, but it can’t easily get rid of a freaking eyelash when it gets stuck in your eye.
8.
If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
9.
A synonym for dad bod is father figure
10.
Hanging posters in your bedroom is like advertising something you already love to yourself
11.
Every time you sit down, it’s a trust fall with the chair.
12.
Have you ever wondered what people think you look like when they have only heard your voice over the phone?
13.
Humans cut down bird’s houses to make bird’s houses.
14.
Celebrities have so much money and they get everything for free
15.
Snow White would be way funnier with an eighth dwarf named Drunky who just rambled incoherently all the time
16.
People play board games when they are bored.
17.
There must be so many unused “before” photos from failed diet attempts.
18.
There is no better feeling than when you wake up from a bad dream and realize it wasn’t real.

1.
When you smile you are showing as much of your skeleton as possible without injuring yourself.
2.
Do bald people use shampoo or soap on their heads?
3.
Isn’t “head over heels” the normal condition?
4.
You never feel a part of your body till the part has something happen to it
5.
Someone has to hold the record for having the same cell phone number the longest
6.
You’ve never seen your real face — only pictures and reflections.
7.
The human body can create life, but it can’t easily get rid of a freaking eyelash when it gets stuck in your eye.
8.
If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
9.
A synonym for dad bod is father figure
10.
Hanging posters in your bedroom is like advertising something you already love to yourself
11.
Every time you sit down, it’s a trust fall with the chair.
12.
Have you ever wondered what people think you look like when they have only heard your voice over the phone?
13.
Humans cut down bird’s houses to make bird’s houses.
14.
Celebrities have so much money and they get everything for free
15.
Snow White would be way funnier with an eighth dwarf named Drunky who just rambled incoherently all the time
16.
People play board games when they are bored.
17.
There must be so many unused “before” photos from failed diet attempts.
18.
There is no better feeling than when you wake up from a bad dream and realize it wasn’t real.