18 Surefire Signs You're A Paranoid Parrot
kilgore9012
Published
07/28/2015
You can't deny that you've done more than one of these.
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Check to make sure that the door’s locked and find out how much of a paranoid parrot you really are. -
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You get shampoo in your eyes and think you're going blind -
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You type your password correctly then retype it just to make sure it’s extra-correct -
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A stranger bumps into you and you assume you’ve been pick-pocketed -
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You hear the sound of an engine at night and assume your car is being stolen -
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You set your alarm for the morning then check another 10 times that you definitely set your alarm. -
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You go to the bathroom and check behind the shower curtain. -
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When you overhear people talking in another language you assume they’re being mean about you -
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You lock your car twice then tug the handle to make sure it’s locked -
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You close Facebook before watching porn because they’ll know -
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You get into bed certain that the oven is off then go and make certain that the oven is off -
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Someone nearby coughs and you assume you’ve caught TB -
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You put your phone in your pocket then instantly pat your pocket to ensure it survived the journey -
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You send a mean text about someone then check 30 times to make sure you didn’t send it to them -
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You see an angry Facebook status and assume it’s directed at you -
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When people are laughing near you, you assume they’re laughing at you -
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You get a haircut and assume everyone is looking at you -
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You hear a loud thump while in the shower and prepare to fend off a possible intruder while you're naked. -
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Subtle sexual harassment, or me just being paranoid?
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