As a delivery driver I once spent the entire drive en route to a chronically rude customer's house shaking the bottle of soda they'd ordered

Sprayed fart spray in the isle because they didn't wear a mask and cussed me out when I told them we required a mask

I took a deep breath and was extra nice to them. They were so triggered but sounded insane complaining to my boss about how nice I was being

someone paid me $17 in change while laughing to their friend that I'd have to count it so I lost count 6 times right as I was about to be done counting.

when I was a teacher I had a parent was constantly rude. I told her her baby started walking so she missed her first steps

If they threw their money at me to pay, I'd throw their change back at them, smile and walk away

Under blend their smoothies so the little chunks block their straws

Be nice to the wedding photographer. If you're not I include all the awful photos of you & sometimes even add some weight in photoshop

I'm in heating & air and if they're rude...I tell them it'll take 3 days to get the part for their heater..even though I have the part. be cold karen

Used to work at a grocery store, if people were extremely rude to me I would squash their loaf of bread in my hand while packing it in a bag

allow them to put their card in to pay and hit escape so they have to do it again. repeat until I feel better

I put extra, extra hot sauce in their salsa then do not refill their drinks

I “accidentally” forget to take the sensors off so they have to come back and I can waste their “precious time”

she payed me in ones.... I checked each and everyone up to the light

When I was a cashier if anyone came to my register on the phone I always talked to them loudly to make it harder for them to talk on the phone

I work at a deli and when I customer is being a Karen I'll squish the cheese together after I slice it so it's impossible to separate later

I used to purposely put the french fries at McDonald's upside down so it would spill as they pulled them out

When I worked at McDonald's and rude people would ask for extra sauce, I would give them pancake syrup