How my family takes the news of opening presents

How I take the news of opening presents

When a hot, older lady asks you if you want to dance

Upon hearing the news of Beiber's retirement

When I didn' t get a PS4 for Christmas

When someone on ebaums defends me in the comment section

Seeing an ugly chick from high school that is now super hot

Watching the last 20 minutes of 'It's A Wonderful Life'

To all the shoppers this year who were assholes

When you realize that you left a price tag on a present you just wrapped

When my girlfriend asks me to smile naturally for our Christmas photo

Going to the mall with a chick and after 3 hours, she still hasn't gotten anything

A clean, no-wipe, one push dump in the morning

Waking up to see something you uploaded feeched on the main page

When my buddies start saying what they would do to my sister

When the pizza guy rings the doorbell

When my ex texts me to say I'm a piece of shit

When my girlfriend says we have to go to her parents house this week

When responding to criticism in the comment section