“When you’ve driven 30 miles home after buying a new suit and then spot that the seller hadn’t taken away the anti-theft device from it.”

“I drove over 4 hours away to see the Grand Canyon today. The view was stunning.”

“My dad ordered fake teeth to improve his smile just as the description said...”

“I wanted some grapes...I think I’ll just go get some oranges or something.”

When you just wanted a snack but couldn’t quite get to it

Did you think that a firework salesperson’s life was a continuous holiday?

When you realize that dogs aren’t only good companions, but are a great reason to hire professional cleaners

“I planned on having some avocado for dinner.”

They say the less you know, the better you sleep.

“Target sent me my order with a security alarm on it...and it’s blinking.”

“My friend won a hair curler.”

“These chocolates my school sold are wrapped up to look like Brussels sprouts.”

“Here’s a baby cow 15 seconds before licking my phone”

“I went to turn on the lights and got sanitized instead.”

“My parents were at a casino that had a promotion going on where you win a free pasta dinner if you get a ‘4 of a kind’. This was their free pasta dinner.”

“I went to pour myself a nice bowl of cereal and this happened.”

“I’d better just use the women’s...”

“My London tourist mug has The Louvre on it.”

“The close-door button fell off, revealing it was never connected to the control panel.”