Absurd tweets are back, and that means another update on the clown-car that we've come to know as Twitter.

Elon Musk did exactly what he said he was going to do, and continued ruining the site that we all used to enjoy. Now we'll never know if a blue checkmark is someone official, a legacy account, or someone who subscribed and decided to pay this lunatic $8/month.

In that light, we've collected the most maniacal tweets to come out of Arkham- I mean Twitter. Enjoy them while they're still here, folks.