20 Absurd Things People Would Eat If They Became Edible
Toonacious
Published
12/18/2022
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Humans can eat a lot of things obviously. From plants, to oils, to meat. But still, there's an everlasting desire to taste more. Here is some weird stuff that Redditors would munch on if they could.
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"Silica gel packets. Just to get back at them for telling me what to do all my life." - theletterQfivetimes -
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"I could finally eat my way into a bank vault." - GirthAndMirth -
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"The scroll of a violin (The swirly thing at the very top of the violin near where the pegs are.) Every time I play and look at it, it just reminds me of caramel that is seen in commercials" - Dependent_Pirate_907 -
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"Straight up I'd eat some forbidden honey." - PleadianPalladin -
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"Mercury. It looks like it would be delicious and have a wonderful mouthfeel." - WhenTardigradesFly -
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"Lava." - passionate_avocado -
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"Play-Doh, been dreaming about it since childhood." - Illustrious_Sir9612 -
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"Paint. That stuff looks delicious." - TheSortOfOkGatsby -
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"I always envied the Mad Hatter and March Hare’s ability to eat dishes in Alice in Wonderland, so I would probably give that a go." - mshell734 -
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"Fishbait rubber gummies. They're so soft." - indignantfly -
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"I guess I'd try my couch since I'm sitting on it and I'm lazy." - BiscottiOpposite9282 -
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"Probably pizza rolls." - KyleEnterline -
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"A stone. I just wanna know how they taste." - Anonymos_Lobster -
14.
"All the trash in the ocean. Might as well try to save the planet. I'll have the excess heat from global warming as dessert." - ridemooses -
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"Tidepods?" - FreshSyntax -
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"Insulation foam." - milkmoonrose -
17.
"A Bitcoin. Just one Bitcoin." - Calvin_and_Hobb3s -
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"Crayons. I wanna taste colors." - Fandoms_local_Kiwi -
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"Electricity. I dont know how exactly but i would definitely try." - honestlynotthegrinch -
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"My neighbour’s sound system." - wybird
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