20 Jokes So Stupid They're Funny
Toonacious
Published
08/29/2022
Let's take a look at some ridiculous jokes that are somewhat amusing and a little comedic.
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"Dyslexics untie!" - insane_noises https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wqyajs/what_joke_is_so_stupid_its_funny/ -
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"What does a robot do after it has sex ? Nuts and Bolts" - AirPsychological5544 -
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"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?... A wet nose" - Honest-Captain-8169 -
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"Two cookies are in an oven. The first says "It's getting hot in here!" The second says "OH MY GOD A TALKING COOKIE" - Item_Successful -
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"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels." - jack_the_pheonix -
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None." - Funky_monkey2026 -
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"what's brown and sticky? a stick." - TheDirtSyndicate -
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"What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table." - tin_foil_hat_10 -
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"did you know that 3.14% of sailors are pi rates?" - Themetrios666 -
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"Why did the blind man fall in the well? He couldn't see that well." - Frogsplash_ -
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"A man is having erection issues and decides to buy some knock off Viagra, the pharmacist tells him "You take the tablet and to activate it you count: 1, 2, 3. When you are finished you simply say: 1, 2, 3, 4. He goes home and gets ready for bed. In the bathroom he takes the pill and counts 1, 2, 3. Almost immediately he's looking at the best erection he's ever had. Proudly he struts into the bedroom where his wife is in bed. She looks at him and says "What did you say 1, 2, 3 for"? - AnabolicCheesecake -
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"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk" - whackphantom -
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"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered." - Malewife69 -
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"Why don't cows wear flip-flops? Because they lactose" - Hellhoundsbitch -
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"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick" - PanoptiDon -
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"Dosent matter what race, gender, sexuality, etc you are, at the end of the day, its night" - TomDeloneg -
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"Three men walked into a bar.......the fourth one ducked" - bookluvr83 -
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"When songwriters can't think of lyrics, they can just throw in a "la dee dee" or a "ba ba da". I wish novelists could do that. "So, Mr. Hero, do you really think you can defeat me? You will never stop my evil plan to ooh la la yeah baby." - captainmagictrousers -
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent." - dabaker509 -
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"Why do leprechauns laugh while running on lawn? They don’t wear underwear." - IceClimbers_Main
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