20 Kids Toys that are just so Wrong!

Peter Pizagalli Published 03/18/2015

Hilariously Inappropriate Toys Your Kids Should Never Have To Play With

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Encouraging young girls to become strippers is extraordinarily inappropriate and disturbing
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Avenging narwhal has a rival.
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Despite the supposedly cute heart and button eyes, the human teeth make this toy a bizarrely creepy thing.
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Did they have to make the spout just on that very spot?
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This toy is a sure way to traumatize your kids for life.
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For those who want their kids to become drug dealers, this would be the best Christmas present. Hopefully there are no such parents.
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Glitter-pooping bunny is definitely weird. At least there's no violence or sexual overtone to it…
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I am not sure if a violent plush crocodile eating a bloodstained man can help somebody´s kids to have better sleep.
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I can hardly imagine a parent who would like his/her little daughter to sleep with this creepy Hitler dummy.
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This SpongeBob seems to be a bit more exposed…
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I can´t imagine a parent who would like his kids to play with pee and poo.
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If I were seated in this thing as a child, I would probably be traumatized for the rest of my life.
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If you wonder what is wrong with this harmlessly looking toy gun, we will tell you, it is a Japanese version of the Russian roulette for kids.
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Let us hope this thing is just very unsuccessful version of a lasso for little cowboys. Thought the "Pretty Death" print on the box tells me it's probably not.
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Little babies and tattoo guns? Come on…
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Not everybody will find history lessons via this LEGO concentration camp that great of an idea.
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Obviously, this shape shifter can shift into some really inappropriate shapes.
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A shaveable red-haired doll with a creepy face. This might be a nice addition to the scary Island of the Dolls, but not to a kid´s bedroom.
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Really not sure about the sanity of the person who designed this coat hook
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Batman would definitely disprove of this toy

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Encouraging young girls to become strippers is extraordinarily inappropriate and disturbing
2.
Avenging narwhal has a rival.
3.
Despite the supposedly cute heart and button eyes, the human teeth make this toy a bizarrely creepy thing.
4.
Did they have to make the spout just on that very spot?
5.
This toy is a sure way to traumatize your kids for life.
6.
For those who want their kids to become drug dealers, this would be the best Christmas present. Hopefully there are no such parents.
7.
Glitter-pooping bunny is definitely weird. At least there's no violence or sexual overtone to it…
8.
I am not sure if a violent plush crocodile eating a bloodstained man can help somebody´s kids to have better sleep.
9.
I can hardly imagine a parent who would like his/her little daughter to sleep with this creepy Hitler dummy.
10.
This SpongeBob seems to be a bit more exposed…
11.
I can´t imagine a parent who would like his kids to play with pee and poo.
12.
If I were seated in this thing as a child, I would probably be traumatized for the rest of my life.
13.
If you wonder what is wrong with this harmlessly looking toy gun, we will tell you, it is a Japanese version of the Russian roulette for kids.
14.
Let us hope this thing is just very unsuccessful version of a lasso for little cowboys. Thought the "Pretty Death" print on the box tells me it's probably not.
15.
Little babies and tattoo guns? Come on…
16.
Not everybody will find history lessons via this LEGO concentration camp that great of an idea.
17.
Obviously, this shape shifter can shift into some really inappropriate shapes.
18.
A shaveable red-haired doll with a creepy face. This might be a nice addition to the scary Island of the Dolls, but not to a kid´s bedroom.
19.
Really not sure about the sanity of the person who designed this coat hook
20.
Batman would definitely disprove of this toy

Encouraging young girls to become strippers is extraordinarily inappropriate and disturbing

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1. Encouraging young girls to become strippers is extraordinarily inappropriate and disturbing

2. Avenging narwhal has a rival.

3. Despite the supposedly cute heart and button eyes, the human teeth make this toy a bizarrely creepy thing.

4. Did they have to make the spout just on that very spot?

5. This toy is a sure way to traumatize your kids for life.

6. For those who want their kids to become drug dealers, this would be the best Christmas present. Hopefully there are no such parents.

7. Glitter-pooping bunny is definitely weird. At least there's no violence or sexual overtone to it…

8. I am not sure if a violent plush crocodile eating a bloodstained man can help somebody´s kids to have better sleep.

9. I can hardly imagine a parent who would like his/her little daughter to sleep with this creepy Hitler dummy.

10. This SpongeBob seems to be a bit more exposed…

11. I can´t imagine a parent who would like his kids to play with pee and poo.

12. If I were seated in this thing as a child, I would probably be traumatized for the rest of my life.

13. If you wonder what is wrong with this harmlessly looking toy gun, we will tell you, it is a Japanese version of the Russian roulette for kids.

14. Let us hope this thing is just very unsuccessful version of a lasso for little cowboys. Thought the "Pretty Death" print on the box tells me it's probably not.

15. Little babies and tattoo guns? Come on…

16. Not everybody will find history lessons via this LEGO concentration camp that great of an idea.

17. Obviously, this shape shifter can shift into some really inappropriate shapes.

18. A shaveable red-haired doll with a creepy face. This might be a nice addition to the scary Island of the Dolls, but not to a kid´s bedroom.

19. Really not sure about the sanity of the person who designed this coat hook

20. Batman would definitely disprove of this toy

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1.
Encouraging young girls to become strippers is extraordinarily inappropriate and disturbing

2.
Avenging narwhal has a rival.

3.
Despite the supposedly cute heart and button eyes, the human teeth make this toy a bizarrely creepy thing.

4.
Did they have to make the spout just on that very spot?

5.
This toy is a sure way to traumatize your kids for life.

6.
For those who want their kids to become drug dealers, this would be the best Christmas present. Hopefully there are no such parents.

7.
Glitter-pooping bunny is definitely weird. At least there's no violence or sexual overtone to it…

8.
I am not sure if a violent plush crocodile eating a bloodstained man can help somebody´s kids to have better sleep.

9.
I can hardly imagine a parent who would like his/her little daughter to sleep with this creepy Hitler dummy.

10.
This SpongeBob seems to be a bit more exposed…

11.
I can´t imagine a parent who would like his kids to play with pee and poo.

12.
If I were seated in this thing as a child, I would probably be traumatized for the rest of my life.

13.
If you wonder what is wrong with this harmlessly looking toy gun, we will tell you, it is a Japanese version of the Russian roulette for kids.

14.
Let us hope this thing is just very unsuccessful version of a lasso for little cowboys. Thought the "Pretty Death" print on the box tells me it's probably not.

15.
Little babies and tattoo guns? Come on…

16.
Not everybody will find history lessons via this LEGO concentration camp that great of an idea.

17.
Obviously, this shape shifter can shift into some really inappropriate shapes.

18.
A shaveable red-haired doll with a creepy face. This might be a nice addition to the scary Island of the Dolls, but not to a kid´s bedroom.

19.
Really not sure about the sanity of the person who designed this coat hook

20.
Batman would definitely disprove of this toy