“Everyone tries the ice bucket challenge.”

“Rich kid leaves home due to abusive uncle, gets adopted by nihilistic gay couple”

“Fe-Male”

“A teenage girl marries a foot fetishist to escape her abusive family.”

“Driver wrecks Ford.”

“Guy’s wife dies so he gets high.”

“Stylish black guy shows nerd how to spend less time online and get a girlfriend.”

“A cowboy and his dog and 2 teens blow up their asthmatic father’s office.”

“Skinny kid makes a black friend, father doesn’t approve.”

“Man is forced to participate in the rescue of a hostage by the government that has turned his residence into a refugee camp.”

“A group of midgets go on a hike to get rid of jewelry.”

“Take your son to work day ends with the dad killing his boss.”

“Child gets abused for the first 10 years of his life then gets kidnapped by a big bearded man on his 11th birthday.”

“A father is widowed when a serial killer cannibalizes his wife and most of his children. Months later, after losing his last, disabled son due to a boating incident at sea, a mentally-challenged woman is his only hope to finding him.”

“Two naked factory workers run from the authorities after kidnapping a kid.”

“Older sister ruins younger sister’s chances of appearing on television.”

“A creepy old man finally achieves his goal of being able to touch a 14 year-old boy.”

“An overweight chef slaughters a snow leopard because his turtle died.”

“The town’s most eligible bachelor gets turned down by a girl who’s into furries, so he tries to kill her new boyfriend.”

“Rock brings rock to a rock.”