20 People Guess What They Think Is at the Center of a Blackhole

Humans are in the endless search of looking for the truth. Or at times, jokes. Here are some ridiculous answers to what Redditors think is inside a galactic black hole.

By Toonacious

Published 3 years ago in Funny

Humans are in the endless search of looking for the truth. Or at times, jokes. Here are some ridiculous answers to what Redditors think is inside a galactic black hole.

1
“The center is probably just enormously dense layers of pure electrons or something (I think there was some physics video PBS SpaceTime put out on this). Eventually things get so dense that the ionized plasma is shot out and away. No dimensional door. No "hole".

Really black holes act like giant recycling machines in what is starting to look like a fundamentally eternal universe. Collecting matter and converting it back into energy, only for that to seed more matter creation elsewhere in the universe given the jetted material.” -cemomusic

2
“One singular dense unit of gravity. Scientists call it the G-spot.” -TIFUstorytime

3
“There are also theoretical white holes: a hypothetical celestial object that expands outward from a space-time singularity and emits energy, in the manner of a time-reversed black hole.” -Back2Bach
4
“The last nerf gun bullet, my left sock, the avatar...take your pick.” -not_jeff_sokol

5
“My theory is that were inside a giant rectum and when you enter da black hole you come out the other side like a mini turd.” -MyDickFeelsLikeWood
6
“Probably someone trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.” -Gummywormlover
7
“Nougat.” -shanvanvook

8
“A chewy chocolate center.” -gordonf23
9
“Singularity that, if entered, will suck you into an event horizon and then deposit you into the fucked up hellscape that is the movie Event Horizon. Or deposits you into the world of Warhammer: 40K and makes your life a plaything for crazy chaos gods. So all in all, a pretty rad time.” -GlobtheGuyintheSky
10
“Probably a Starbucks.” -TorchesLightTheWay

11
“The constants of the universe probably get compressed or something, and then a new universe is made.” -LiveClimbRepeat
12
“Yo mama.” -UltimaBahamut93
13
“Putins heart.” -protection7766

14
“Matthew McConaughey.” -donaldtrumpshearts
15
“Another universe with its own black holes, which have yet their own universes, and so on.” -ind3pend0nt
16
“Obama's last name.” -PhantomSparx09