Walked outside to leave for work today, and some kind individual stole all my wheels… happy holidays!

Going to visit my family, had to postpone my trip 2 weeks, now I had to book a cruiseferry to get there…. it ran aground and I’m now stuck on this ferry

My friend drew me this winter wonderland picture on my shop window, only for a van to be parked in front of it for the last 24+ hours.

My wife started painting ornaments for Christmas, and only realized after she finished this bird that she did it upside down :/

‘Tis the Season

My friend writes “Apparently I bought a brining bag instead of a baking bag”

The holiday season means bottomless egg nog!

Merry Christmas to the ground

My municipality’s attempt on designing a Christmas tree

I had this hat for a VERY long time and today I Took a closer look and to my surprise the images was well this

‘Tis the Season

Got an interesting package in the mail today. I have no idea who sent it….merry Christmas I guess

I ordered mundane items from Amazon, I got a delivery notif, I asked my son to bring the box in and said jokingly, Don’t open it it may be Christmas presents! He has asked for a Switch for Christmas, he now thinks he’s getting one because of the promo on the Amazon box, sadly this isn’t true.

After buying Christmas decorations for my house, I was biking home and was hit by a car (hit and run) causing me to black out from massive head trauma. This is how much I owe for my ambulance bill.

Got home from work and found some sparkling apple cider. Drank bout the whole bottle before I noticed it was expired by 5 years, it didn’t taste off or anything, it just looked darker and there were some black flakes at the bottom. I’ve been shitting pure liquid for the past hour.

I ordered a 6ft tall rainbow tree from a Facebook ad and this is what showed up! I’m crying from laughing so hard, I’ve never had this happen in real life!

I put a Christmas Story lamp in my front window and not one of my neighbors recognized it. Several have stopped to ask why I have a “weird, gross leg” on display.

Friend of mine waited in this massive line for ps5 He was in the first 20 or so people in line, some who were there for days. Straight through thanksgiving. GameStop walked out this morning and told them all they had ZERO ps5s.

what I got vs what I ordered :(

Merry Christmas everyone