“I have a set of photos that show how I mess things up in the mornings.”

“Tore apart my room, my bedding, and even flipped my mattress looking for my glasses. Then I felt something on my back.”

“At first, I couldn’t understand where the system had glitched, and only after opening the sugar-basin did I understand all the malfunctions of logical operations. I need some good sleep.”

“My bathroom cabinet gave up on life at 5 a.m. this morning and nearly gave me a heart attack.”

“Note to self: coffee pot goes IN the coffee maker.”

Mornings are never easy.

“Well, good morning!”

“My day started with my mosquito net flying away from me. For what?”

“Anyone I show this to just thinks the cat knocked over my bowl of cereal, then I have to point out what really ruined my morning.”

“The courier sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo.”

Great start to a Monday...