20 Savage Tweets We Saved for a Rainy Day

zachnading Published 10/02/2022 in Funny

Another round of daily tweets from the land that seemingly never sleeps. Here are the most savage posts Twitter has to offer today.

1.
Always kiss the homies goodnight!
2.
I mean, the guy's got a valid point.
3.
Bro at this point my body is an abandoned toys r us store in Ohio.
4.
Not gonna lie this is actually pretty dope.
5.
This is a Twitter gallery, but I'll allow the slander just this once.
6.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that says 'Craig.'
7.
You expect me to help you? We're only open another 6 hours.
8.
I hate this more than anyone can fathom.
9.
Apple weather is like '55 degrees.' Lies. Absolutely lies.
10.
She literally played it while twerking. Love to see it.
11.
Dudes. Stop cheating on your wives.
12.
Nate sounds like my kind of dude.
13.
Mmmm. So cute. I love this time of year.
14.
Someone is down BAD.
15.
Can't believe people still want to do that job.
16.
Whats going on ya bunch of creeps!?
17.
Put some of you right in your place.
18.
Same with the airport. Why is there so much sexual tension at the airport?
19.
So, to answer your question...no.
20.
I hope we're the reason you delete your Twitter account. That would be me doing my job.

1.
Always kiss the homies goodnight!
2.
I mean, the guy's got a valid point.
3.
Bro at this point my body is an abandoned toys r us store in Ohio.
4.
Not gonna lie this is actually pretty dope.
5.
This is a Twitter gallery, but I'll allow the slander just this once.
6.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that says 'Craig.'
7.
You expect me to help you? We're only open another 6 hours.
8.
I hate this more than anyone can fathom.
9.
Apple weather is like '55 degrees.' Lies. Absolutely lies.
10.
She literally played it while twerking. Love to see it.
11.
Dudes. Stop cheating on your wives.
12.
Nate sounds like my kind of dude.
13.
Mmmm. So cute. I love this time of year.
14.
Someone is down BAD.
15.
Can't believe people still want to do that job.
16.
Whats going on ya bunch of creeps!?
17.
Put some of you right in your place.
18.
Same with the airport. Why is there so much sexual tension at the airport?
19.
So, to answer your question...no.
20.
I hope we're the reason you delete your Twitter account. That would be me doing my job.