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I have an old high school friend who banged Bam Margera. She said he had no rhythm and it lasted for 4 minutes. -Practical_Fox_948

2

I had a neighbor that blew Bruno Mars. Her husband took exception to that and bailed. -Ok-Doubt7333

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In college I began hooking up with a girl from my hometown. Her parents were very wealthy and she was known as a wild party girl. She was at every festival or big concert. Before long we became a serious thing, and we shared a lot of secrets. She’d always tell me this big name rapper wanted to date her. She told me the story of how she had a threesome with him after a concert and after that he just won’t leave her alone.

I believed they hooked up, but always thought she was full of shit on the dating… this was until one day he FaceTimed her while I was in the room and I heard for myself this guy attempting to lure my girlfriend into moving to his city. Maybe a year after this, I’m in a new relationship. Another free-spirit type party girl, huge rap fan. She’s from a entirely different area of our state.

We do the deed for the first time and we’re lying in bed exchanging stories. Tells me a story of going back to a rapper’s hotel room, wanting desperately to hook up with him, then finding another girl in the room and the rapper assuring her it was all ok. She said the rapper took his pants down and already had on a condom.

She also motioned with her hands to show he was absurdly hung. As she’s telling this story she starts describing the other girl in the room. Turns out my ex was the second girl during the threesome, and I’d just become Eskimo bros with this man for the second time. The rapper… A$AP Rocky. -More_Inflation_4244

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Friend went on a date with Yung Gravy and said the sex was fantastic. -SevsGirl

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A close friend slept with a Backstreet Boy (AJ) in his hotel room after a show in our city -- she said there was about 10 minutes of sex and three hours listening to his new personal music project on his laptop. Both sucked. -dj_destroyer

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My band was on tour in 2010 and we played Spaceland in LA. Kesha was there and was already pretty well known. I had no idea who she was but we had a friend in common and all hung out that night. She and I hooked up in my hotel room and it was unmemorable (I’m sure for her, too) as we were both pretty wasted. Left town the next day and we haven’t spoken since. -advancingmexicans

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Ugh. Unfortunately slept with Adam Levine 13 years ago. It was terrible and cringey. But what was more terrible/cringey was seeing his texts leak with that girl last year and knowing I had f*cked a man that says things like "I'm going to need to see the booty." -DISNYLND

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Friend of a friend allegedly slept with the Kings of Leon singer back in the day. Small package and gave her an STD was the report. Sex Is On Fire always makes me laugh for this reason. -FirmNecessary6817

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My girlfriend banged Kevin love, she claims it was just okay. Also she said my dong is bigger than Kevin’s, so, I’ll take that. -Rumplestiltscab

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Alright so my mom was an actress and a model. Her roster has Robert Downey Jr, Jazzy Jeff, Will Smith, and Lenny Kravitz. Lenny sent her Christmas (general holiday) cards every year until she died so I guess it was good enough that they stayed friendly. -purduepharma

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Friend of a friend blew John Mayer and he had explosive diarrhea around about the time he climaxed and shat all over her shirt; she had to leave the hotel room without a top on. This happened like 15 years ago and I’ve never been able to associate him with anything else. Fathers be good to your daughters, lest they be pooped on by John Mayer in a hotel room. -_sugrrr

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I made out with Roxanne McKee on and off for about 3 hours at a penthouse party in Toronto. They just finished filming something. Terrence Howard was there and a few others. The women were high-end escorts rolling hard on Molly and the guys were doing rails. I got lucky with Roxanne b/c we were the only 2 people sober there. Me, because I was invited last minute, showed up in track pants and sneakers, and her, because she was hot and classy. -Kitchen-Bid-8235

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Friend of a friend f*cked Leonardo DiCaprio a few months ago. They were at a club and he brought her back to his hotel with some other celebs and they barely talked. She said they basically had boring missionary sex. -Odd-Bag-6016

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Friend of mine who lived with me banged Halsey, he said “she swallowed the kids” & she pet my dog. -bearsarescaryasfuk

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My ex slept with Till from Rammstein just before we got together (we were friends at the time). She said he was very respectful and "had skin as soft as a babies". Apparently he also fucked her bent over the rail of his hotel room balcony overlooking the city. Invited her back for breakfast the next day after they did sound check. She said "10/10 would starf*ck again." -Kailoi

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My college roommate slept with Post Malone. She said he was nice and it was exceptionally average. -alphabetpig

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I know someone who f*cked Pauly Shore. Like a solid 12 years after Biodome Pauly Shore. She literally describes it as “Exactly what you’d expect banging Pauly Shore is like." -DIWhy-not

18

Friend hooked up with Snoop and he only wanted to go down on her for hours. She said the whole time she was thinking “Omg Snoop Dog is eating me out right now” lol. -bel_esprit_

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My best friend had a one night stand with John Stamos. She said he was very romantic & passionate….for just being a one night stand. -SunknTresr

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My ex is from Toronto and hooked up with The Weeknd. She said he was nice and asked if he could cum on her face (she said yes). -PlaneShenaniganz