From her commitment to health and Goop, to all the things she's said that only a high-paid celebrity could relate to, Gwyneth Paltrow is a special kind of obnoxious. Here are just some quotes from the queen of insufferable herself.

Final words before her kid ate Cup-a-Soup.

Somehow this feels awfully genuine :)

But I can pretend to be a millionaire :)

Trend setter for sure :)

“I eat whatever I want. I like bread and cheese and wine, and that makes my life fun and enjoyable.”

"Oysters and cocktail sauce, and then a baked, stuffed lobster and french fries. I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. I drank like crazy [when the kids were babies]. How else could I get through my day?"

"I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading."

Or a whole rack of short ribs :)

"My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night."

"We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden—a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made."

About the Met Gala: "I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all."

"Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me."

"I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America, people don't talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties."

"When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat."

"I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as is, of course there are challenges. But it's not like being onset."

On a premiere dress she wore: "I don't think I can tell this story on TV...Well, let's just say everyone went scrambling for a razor. I work a '70s vibe. You know what I mean?"

"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin."

"I am convinced that by eating biologial foods it is possible to avoid a tumor."

"As I go on in life and feel more myself, and less judgmental about myself, my values become clearer to me."

"Cheers to our hairless vaginas!"