“Turns out the ability to read isn’t required for my job.”

“Just use this bottle of nothing if something bad goes into your eyes!”

“This is me about 6 years ago. We were trying to measure how deep the water was to build a cofferdam around an intake pipe. I don’t work for that company anymore.”

“Bonus about that exit, it was during a renovation that resulted in that door also being bricked in. So even if you moved the rolls, you still couldn’t get out.”

“No fires allowed, I guess.”

“Guess we can just have fires then.”

“Let’s hope there’s never a fire in the shower room at my office.”

“I’m out of words... how and why?”

“True story: So... I tried to open the door to see how the installation was going. Tried...”

“It’s been like this for 2 weeks and the place keeps running as if nothing is wrong.”

“Incredible work”

“If you can’t see the fire exit, it doesn’t exist.”

“Always leave a note.”

What could possibly go wrong, right? I mean, water beats fire...

“Who needs a ladder, when you have these perfectly fine vehicles all over the parking lot.”

“This is not the step up I was looking for today.”

“I’ve been late doing stuff, but this is pushing it.”

“On the only exit on this side of the building”

“I don’t think ladders are supposed to be used this way.”

“At a propane filling station. Good to know that if there was a fire, that extinguisher would be secure.”