20 Tweets That Don’t Care What You Think
We're bringing you another round of savage and salty tweets to guide you through your work week!
By zachnading
Published 2 years ago in Funny
We're bringing you another round of savage and salty
tweets to guide you through your work week!
1
I mean, where's the lie?
2
Sleeping on the couch is the be all, end all, cure all for sickness. No questions asked.
3
Thank you Eve 6. Unlike Blink-182 who makes music that EVERYONE loves, you make music for a very specific group of people to love.
4
Okay, I'll slow clap for this one.
5
Bro you're literally wearing his costume, what else would you for a living?
6
*saying goodbye to their dad* K, Pop Im heading to war.
7
Honestly, I'm basic AF. I've never smoked in my life, but if these were real bet your a** I'd go buy a pack.
8
I'm telling you what I wish my parents would've told me. It's a scam!
9
I don't care about this drama at all, but I'm a huge fan of new and delicious condiments. Drop that recipe, girl.
10
But, why? My body should just naturally bend that way without repercussion.
12
Excuse me, Mr. President. A second dbag has been kicked out of the restaurant.
13
Not sure how this isn't already a thing. Like a drive thru for social events.
14
Mario out here gettin' horny on main.
15
I need one. It's not a want at this point, it's a need.
16
I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye.
17
Please. Just snap my back like a glow stick.
18
This is the realest thing I've read all day. Night showers are for cowards.
19
The absolute worst. Stop messaging me, you heathens.
20
Can't wait for songs like "Lambs to the Slaughter" and "Death Milk."
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