Britney Spears “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa”

Brooke Shields “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life”

Cameron Diaz “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

Christina Aguilera “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Dan Quayle “It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!”

David Beckham “We’re definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don’t know into which religion.”

George Gobel “If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

Jaden Smith “If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

Jessica Simpson “Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

Justin Bieber When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

Kanye “I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I do not like to think at all.”

Kim Kardashian Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: “I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

Mike Tyson “I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian”

Mitt Romney “I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.”

Paris Hilton “No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London.”

Shaq Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

Sienna Miller “I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.”

Sylvester Stallone “The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.”