“Getting rid of that piece of kernel that was stuck in between your teeth for hours.”

“Something you were dreading getting canceled.”

“Not having to worry if you can afford something.”

“Letting out a giant fart and then your stomach pain stops.”

“Sound sleep.’

“Falling on your bed after a productive day and a hot shower, knowing it’s weekend/day off tomorrow.”

“Not having to worry about the living costs for the next month.”

“I don’t know man but I love food and sometimes a nice meal will go a long way improving my mood and overall well-being.”

“Feeling of stability and safety. Not as if “I won’t get punched today”, more like “I do not need to worry if I have enough to pay my rent”.

“A good shit after a few days of constipation.”

“Getting a bad abscess in a tooth drilled out. I tried getting an emergency appointment over a weekend but was told I’d have to wait till Monday. Monday came and I still remember that feeling of relief when it was drilled out, lasted longer than any orgasm I’ve ever had!”

“Or when your one nostril finally clears after suffering for half a day.”

“Taking a piss after holding it in throughout the movie in theaters.”

“Connection. When she’s actually also your friend. When you can goof off and be silly. Laugh for real. You’ll know it when you’re somewhere, see something and Laugh not because you think it’s funny, but because you know how she’d react if she saw it. Same from her to you.”

“A cold glass of water when you’re really thirsty or tired from physical activity. Eating your favorite food item from your favorite local restaurant after not having had it for a long time.”

“Quitting a shitty job.”

“Foreplay. Good long sensual foreplay can last for hours. Sexy playtime. The end act is almost irrelevant.”

“Healthy body. One less problem to think about.”

“A nice long thorough back scratching.’

“Garlic Bread.”

“When your whole house is just CLEAN. Like, have-sex-on-the-floor clean. Whole kitchen, clean. Laundry? Done. Sex is so much better when you aren’t thinking about random chores.”