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Customer decides to use take the restaurant’s toilet paper and avoid paying for her own at home.

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Dine-and-dashers have a nice cozy spot in Hell waiting for them.

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Guy loading up on ice and God knows what else in bags brought from home.

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Dude, that’s a sure way to win over the girl. Just don’t tip her. Brilliant. Why did I never think of that one before?

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C’mon, man. Have some respect. At least wear some sandals, or crocs, or something.

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Thanks for the diaper tip. A classy touch.

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Really? Is that really funny?

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I’m pretty sure tips don’t work this way.

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Get a room for God’s sake.

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That for the free advertising bonus and the false hope.

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No, it’s cool, just let your dog on the table where people do their eating!

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This shouldn’t have to be said. And yet here we are.

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Well, that seemed like an opportune spot to pass out.

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Thanks for the note. Also, never come back

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I think I’ll not be eating here again, like ever.

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