When
Tumblr goes deep, it's best to just hold your breath, they can't stay down too long without resurfacing. Beware though, the longer you stay in
Tumblr land the less reality makes sense.
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This is like hitting the lottery because it is a one in a million shot these tins actually still contain cookies.
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I'm not sure how successful you'll be with this method, but good luck.
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Damn grannie, I didn't know you had such savage and smart aleck blood running through your veins.
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Things happen in their own time and often when you least expect it.
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Live by the cake, you die by the cake.
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People are so wrapped up in themselves they say dumb stuff like this all the time.
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I mean if you are commissioning a portrait of yourself why would you want the artist to include your flaws.
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Now that is a trophy worth winning!
