21 Things Women Discover When They Move In With A Dude
Nathan Johnson
Published
11/04/2014
Things women have to put up with.
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There will be short, dark hairs in the sink. -
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You'll find at least a little bit of pee on the toilet seat rim. -
3.
His stuff will either smell like the good "man smell"... -
4.
...Or it will smell like the bad "man smell." -
5.
You'll hear all sorts of bizarre noises coming from the bathroom. -
6.
You'll eventually find him with his hand casually hanging out in his pants. -
7.
Their pooping time is sacred time. -
8.
There will be nail clippings, even if he does his best to clean them up. -
9.
Lone socks will be found roaming the house. -
10.
You'll probably catch him listening to some less-than-manly music at some point. -
11.
Tiny, curly hairs will find their way onto everything you love. -
12.
They will be lacking something you had no idea people could live without. -
13.
They'll only wear a shirt 50-75% of the time. -
14.
When they get a cold, their life is over. -
15.
They spend an incredible amount of time thinking about literally nothing. -
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They absolutely require their alone time. -
17.
They can and will eat more than you'd have ever thought possible. -
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No matter how much they respect women or other men, you're destined to accidentally discover something weird that they're into. -
19.
If they're into video games, they're going to be VERY into video games. -
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Sometimes, you'll wonder why you ever moved in with the guy... -
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...But ultimately, dudeifying your home is completely worth it.
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