21 Times Life Sucked.
Nathan Johnson
Published
01/04/2021
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When mistakes get made.
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1.
I took some aspirin when I was tired it was really late at night. I realized an hour later what I took was not aspirin. -
2.
I asked the kids to check on how many eggs we had left, quote “We have plenty.” -
3.
There was a piece of sand on my glasses cleaning cloth. -
4.
My neighbors had a party last night. That’s my trampoline. -
5.
Christmas Lunch ruined for a few extra $ on weigh-in. -
6.
Candle was super fragrant last night… now I know why! -
7.
Ordered One Brussel Sprout instead of 1kg! Need to cut it into four to go round! -
8.
Every year on this day, I get this memory of the closest ill ever get to winning the lotto. -
9.
Well, just finished building a lego set with my oldest son. His younger brother then grabs part of the set, runs outside, and drops it down the sewer vent. -
10.
We heard a crash in the middle of the night – thought it was a thief but it was this… -
11.
“2021 Dad of the Year” ladies and gentlemen. I told her to shower, instead of rinsing her hair out, right after dying it. -
12.
My sister asked for a Nintendo Switch for Xmas… her boyfriend must have misunderstood. -
13.
In celebration of the new year, people like to shoot bullets into the air in Pakistan. One managed to go through my window. -
14.
The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10-year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our 10th wedding anniversary. -
15.
I bought my first house 2 months ago. I realized today that the hose of my dryer is connected to nothing. -
16.
Never broke a phone before I’m my life, first day I get my new one with no insurance I drop it 4 feet and this happens. -
17.
Bought a case for the switch lite I got for my son’s birthday later this week. Had no idea the amazon driver yeeted it over the back fence, the dog opened it up and destroyed it, then I slipped and got my clothes caked in mud whilst retrieving it from the garden. -
18.
The previous plumber messed up before we moved in. Now we have to deal with it. -
19.
Today my GF is 23. -
20.
Constipation for straight 19 days. -
21.
Got this for Christmas because I always lose my keys, but now I can’t find my keys to put it on the keychain.
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