Woman gets tattoo about not wearing a mask to pretend to be someone you’re not. 2 days before the first Covid-19 case in her state.

The main water valve was not shut off for the winter in a cabin.

I think I’m going to need a bigger bucket.

5yo opened the Perler beads upside down.

First winter at my first bought house.

Bought the Pokeball Plus today. Excited to use it, but came home to my dog chewing it up…

After 60h of no power in the middle of freezing winter in TX, I got electricity for an hour and I thought that it would be a good idea to thaw frozen honey for rest of the day but my dumbass forgot to open the lid.

Four more deliveries to go.

Ordered some sushi.

I forgot the Pepsi was in the back of my car, and it was -16 Fahrenheit the night before last.

The cherry on top of a shit day.

Apparently I needed some more iron in my diet.

Goodbye guitar

I walked out undressed (very briefly) this morning. Bless his heart, he was 100% professional and pretended he didn’t see anything.

Failure is not an option.

It’s 1:30 AM. I heard a burst of water and smelled something horrible. Thought maybe the ceiling was leaking but it was just this melon exploding.

Spilled my entire bowl of chili and had to use my break to clean it up.

In 1927, a glob of pitch was placed into a funnel. In more than 90 years, it has produced only 9 drips. No one has ever been in the room to see a drop fall. Though in 1988 John Mainstone came very close to observing it, except he stepped out of the room for just a few minutes to get a cup of tea.

In the process of moving and all my silverware is not here. Ordered a Pizza. It’s the only time in my life a pizza came uncut by accident.

When you’ve been looking forward to a Reese’s all day but then you open one up and find a worm in it.

Waited forever for the crowd to dissipate to take a picture, then this happened.