Pennis. Pronounced like Dennis but with a P. Why would anyone do this to their child?

I know this girl named Feline, most people just call her Kat.

There is a woman named Lasagna that comes into the store I used to work in. She was born and her mother saw her and thought. LASAGNA.

I went to high school with a Chinesegirl Thumbelina (that's her first and middle name). Don't have my yearbook at home but found a mugshot.

Not a teacher, but there's a girl at my school named Lollipop...

When I taught in South Korea we had to give our students English names. A couple of the names I gave my kids were Tupac, and Rambo. It was all fun and games on my behalf until I met a student named squirrel. (She named herself)

I was subbing in a class once and had a kid named Insurance.

Anyone remember KVIIIlyn? I do.

Had a girl in class whose name was "Peonme." The boys had many variations of her name. (Staff members thought her parents meant to name her "Peony," after the flower, but got it wrong.)

I used to work with refugees who had recently moved to the US. There was one family with a baby named "Ice Cream".

Worked at a Juvenile Treatment facility, had a kid sent to us middle name was "Ice Cold". Turned out to be a really good kid just terrible drug/gang infested f**k heads for parents.

My wife is a teacher and had to stop Neo from peeling glue off his hand. He ain't the one.

Poultry....no I'm not making that up.

Peachtreanna. In Georgia.

My grandmother was a teacher in the "deep countryside" in Argentina back in the 50s. There is a hmm... tradition inherited from Spain I think, where you name your child with the name of the saint of the day he was born. Each day is the day of a saint, and they would sell these calendars with the name of a saint each day. So if your baby was born on the day of St. Rodrigo, you call him Rodrigo, for example. The problem was that some of these calendars also had the national argentinian holydays marked. So July 9, May 25, etc, were marked as "Fiesta Cívica" (something like "Civic Celebration") instead of with the name of the saints. Basically she told me that she had children who were born one of these days, called literally "Civic Celebration".

I do teaching for undergraduate physics. I've already seen the class list for next year and, starting in September there will be a girl called Framboise in the first year class. Framboise means *raspberry* in French and, by the way, this is a French speaking city so it's not like her name is going to go unnoticed. Can't wait to meet her.

Had a kid named Griffin, spelled Gyrophone.... also had a Mister, a Chi'Arion, and a Eusavio. Then there was my year in the inner city where there was one white girl in the entire school and she was in my class. Her name was Ivory...

Obligatory not a teacher, but....a friend of mine from high school is naming her new daughter Espn. We were told it's because she likes sports. Well, so do I, but you don't see me naming my kid Fox Sports Midwest, do ya?

I work at a call center, here are some winners of children I have seen (all teenagers or younger): - De'creshondria - Maxx Gay - Marijuana - P*rn - Dingle, - Wanna (middle name Smoke, dead serious) - Dej-'unique

Not a teacher, but in hs my son had a friend named Chris Growcock. He wears it proudly. As a bonus, his parents sent him to an all-boy high school and all day everyone asked him if he was "living up to his name.

I had a boy named "Mister" and there is a kid named "Sir" at my school. Those are pretty unusual.

This kid was born before 2001 was named Jihad.