I'll bet a little brother did this to prevent his sister from getting any of his gum. Not speaking from experience or anything

But now who's the dick?

Yeah parking jerks suck. Don't be one

And so do lazy people. Dude my car?

So now sister A is trying to make sister B get cavities and have to go through a root canal. Sicko.

Parental jerks suck too. PTSD in 5-4-3-.... here's a lifetime of therapy in the making

Punk.

At least the ends are nice and safe (and I hope slightly burned, the way good brownies should be). Take your center, you're missing the best part

Yay!

Oh so wrong

Parents are jerks when they don't keep an eye on their jerky little monsters

So let's just stop before pulling into the space all the way ....

This jerk is letting her child go to the bathroom in a trash bin- because on a hot day she wants you to smell that for miles

Times like these you wish your car was like a video game and you could shoot metal spikes out the front

Yes, please rest your over sized rump on our fresh produce, it's there for your comfort.

These people actually walk among us. Really, they should all be shipped to jerk island

Wouldn't you love it if there were grocery store cops who make people like this pay an extra 50% of their bill

Yeah these people suck- especially during rush hour.

Finger prints my friend. I hope they collected yours

I need chalk.