My grandad raised a crocodile in my mums backyard pool on an island, while she was growing up. Every so often they would take him out to sea and try to release him, but a few days later he would come crawling up the local boat ramp, going home. He killed the neighbours chickens a few times. They didn’t like him so much. When he was taken into care at a crocodile park, they flew him on a plane to the mainland. He is one of the top 5 biggest crocs at his wildlife park.

One day I noticed my dog standing at the glass door with something in his mouth. It was a $5 bill. We went to BK and grabbed him a cheeseburger for a reward. The next day he was at the door with a $1 so we got him another burger. Figured it was only fair as he paid for it.

I once threw the inside of a pen at least 9ft clear across a room and skewered a fly that was annoying me. Legit I felt like a ninja and have no way to prove it to anyone. Not gonna lie It’s probably my peak and it’s all been down hill ever since.

After a successful pub crawl, my buddies and I were on a couch stuffing our faces with shawarma. We argued about who had to turn on the Xbox. I’m talking about the original one. The controllers didn’t turn it on and the power button was the size of a dime. I grabbed a pool cue from the corner and nailed a power button bullseye, 5 ft away, in one.”

Heath Ledger was sitting in my seat on an airplane. I was about 13 and on a family holiday. I knew him only from 10 Things I Hate About You at the time and it was my FAVOURITE FILM EVER. He was in the right seat but on the wrong plane and jumped up and ran across the tarmac – simpler time, small airport in Spain. No one ever believes me!!

Was doing a service call at an equestrian farm. I went to the bathroom in the barn to take a leak, the door was slightly ajar and the light was off. I pushed open the door and hit the light only to see a goat dressed in a fleece vest eating toilet paper off the roll. He gave me this look like to say “WTF are you looking at?” I turned off the light and left.

I watched a kid on his bike get hit by a car somehow he got up like it was nothing IfailedartschooI This happened to my friend, he showed up to school with bloody legs like it was freaking nothing. We had to bring him to the nurse’s office to get him to chill and not keep going throughout the day like nothing happened. MegazardY117 The school nurse used the signature ice pack.

Orlando Bloom winked at me once when walking past. I’m a dude.

I held a stick straight up in the air while pretending to be a magical creature and then it immediately started raining heavily.

I was in a bookstore once and my friend being a huge Doctor Who fan was looking at some Doctor Who books in the Sci fi section while I looked at Star Wars books. I came around the bookcase to see what he was looking at and I started saying how boring Doctor Who is. I then started roasting particular actors who had played the Doctor. Especially Colin Baker. (1/2)

I was ripping into this guy and how shit of an actor he is and overacted everything and was just the worst Doctor ever. My friend and I both looked up and standing where I had been standing 5 minutes before with this huge grin on his face was Colin fucking Baker. (2/2)

I knocked a cup of coffee off my counter and caught it and no coffee spilled out of it

I once left my house in nothing but a t-shirt and sweatpants in a suicidal manic-depressive state bought a pack of cigarettes and told the universe that if it couldn’t give me a good reason not to kill myself by the time I finished the pack, I’d do it. (1/3)

I ended up seeing Daniel Radcliffe smoking a rollie outside of a Starbucks. I offered him a “real cigarette” pretending to have no idea who he was. “Oh, no thank you,” he said. “I much prefer the ritual of rolling my own.” Given my pact, and with nothing to lose, I unloaded all my emotional baggage on him right there. (2/3)

We ended up talking on the curb for half an hour. he asked me about my tattoos and listened to me recite Shakespeare. Eventually, he touched my shoulder, looked me in the eyes, and said “I know there’s no good way to say this, but please don’t kill yourself.”Finally, he announced that he was going to “wander off that way.” Literally, a month later I saw a headline saying Daniel Radcliffe comes to aid of mugging victim. clearly, that man is on a mission. (3/3)

I took a one way flight 1200 miles away, 7 months later I took another one way flight back home and sat next to the same random person.

I went and watched Pirates of the Caribbean at the theater with Linkin Park after they finished their part of a concert in DC.

When I was a kid, I got a shoebox and filled it with some sand, a pile of sugar, and a few ants, like three or four. I brought that box into the house and put it in my cabinet. I forgot about the box for like two days. When I went to check the box, because I thought the ants couldn’t get out, I saw something that still seemed insane to me. But I know what I saw. (1/2)

A military-style formation of ants, in a large rectangle, sorted by sizes with the smallest ones in front. Like two (might have been four) big ones in front of the others facing the formation. The large ones were facing away from the cabinet doors. The ants remained still for like two or three seconds then scattered in every direction. (2/2)

I watched a raven do a backflip into a corner, catch a bat, and fly off into the distance while I walked to class.

When my grandpa passed away in November of 2008, I was at my dad’s house. The front yard is almost enclosed by pine trees. I kept hearing weird noises, so I decided to go outside and see what it was. We shown a light on the trees and were greeted by many many pairs of eyes. There had to be at least 20 owls just hanging out in the trees. My grandpa had an interesting way with birds and we had a very close bond. That was the only time the owls had ever been to our house. Until… (1/2)

… my Mastiff passed away last year. I was home alone, brushing my teeth when I heard the familiar sound. I thought I was going crazy, but no. There they were, owls in the trees. A completely different time of year, twelve years later. The owls keep watch.