22 Things Everyone With A Penis Should Know

HHHolmes Published 06/01/2015

Everything you ever wanted to know about penises besides what the hell that strange rash is.

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1.
Penises get smaller if you smoke.
2.
The largest penis in the world is 13.5 inches.
3.
Good-looking men have stronger sperm.
4.
Babies can get boners in the womb.
5.
Corpses can get boners, too.
6.
Doctors can grow skin grafts for burn victims out of the foreskin of circumcised infants.
7.
Shoe size does not determine penis size.
8.
Statistically speaking, men's dissatisfaction with their penis size has nothing to do with the size of their penis.
9.
According to global 2007 World Health Organization survey, 30 percent of men over the age of 15 are circumcised.
10.
King Louis XVI of France helped make circumcision trendy.
11.
Semen is low in calories.
12.
There are two correct plural terms for "penis" : "penises" and "penes."
13.
There are two types of penises: show-ers and growers. Grower penises elongate and expand when getting an erection, while show-ers remain relatively the same size.
14.
A man has, on average, 11 erections a day.
15.
A man ejaculates an average of 7,200 times during his lifetime.
16.
On average, intercourse lasts 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
17.
The penis's sensitivity declines with age, beginning at around the 25th year.
18.
Germany gets the most penis enlargement procedures in the world.
19.
On average, there are at least 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
20.
One testicle hangs lower than the other so that they don't hit together.
21.
Diet affects the taste of semen.
22.
Penises are twice as long as you think they are. MRI's show that half of a man's penis is actually inside of his body.
23.
Thanks for viewing, perverts!

1.
Penises get smaller if you smoke.
2.
The largest penis in the world is 13.5 inches.
3.
Good-looking men have stronger sperm.
4.
Babies can get boners in the womb.
5.
Corpses can get boners, too.
6.
Doctors can grow skin grafts for burn victims out of the foreskin of circumcised infants.
7.
Shoe size does not determine penis size.
8.
Statistically speaking, men's dissatisfaction with their penis size has nothing to do with the size of their penis.
9.
According to global 2007 World Health Organization survey, 30 percent of men over the age of 15 are circumcised.
10.
King Louis XVI of France helped make circumcision trendy.
11.
Semen is low in calories.
12.
There are two correct plural terms for "penis" : "penises" and "penes."
13.
There are two types of penises: show-ers and growers. Grower penises elongate and expand when getting an erection, while show-ers remain relatively the same size.
14.
A man has, on average, 11 erections a day.
15.
A man ejaculates an average of 7,200 times during his lifetime.
16.
On average, intercourse lasts 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
17.
The penis's sensitivity declines with age, beginning at around the 25th year.
18.
Germany gets the most penis enlargement procedures in the world.
19.
On average, there are at least 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
20.
One testicle hangs lower than the other so that they don't hit together.
21.
Diet affects the taste of semen.
22.
Penises are twice as long as you think they are. MRI's show that half of a man's penis is actually inside of his body.
23.
Thanks for viewing, perverts!