Yesterday my pen exploded in my dryer. Today, this when I get home after another 13-hour workday.

I’m starting to think this view isn’t worth having golfers aiming directly at our home.

‘Have cats they said, it’ll be fun they said…’ (no cats were harmed and no plants were seriously injured)

I would like to share with you all the time I was politely dissed by R.L. Stine. I was in 4th Grade and mailed my book to him to autograph.

Let’s hear it for the cruel being who put muscle pain medications on the lowest shelf… Very user-friendly, guys, really!

Nobody did the dishes while I was gone for 3 days because ’It’s your responsibility.

Never swore more in my life. Spent all day meticulously taping so I’d have nice strait lines on the ceiling. Even worse, I don’t know what brand or shade of white the previous owner used on the ceiling.

My chocolate chip granola bar had ONE chocolate chip.

Attempted to take $60 out. Got stuck and I couldn’t get it out. Then it sucked it back in and still took $60 out of my account!

Roommate broke the toilet seat. No worries though. He replaced it.

Don’t you hate it when sinks are made like this?

Nice start to the day.

I just spent 20 minutes trying to pick this monstrosity off.

I wish I hadn’t bothered aligning them so I never would’ve noticed…

Currently stuck in an elevator in my apartment building, was told about 40 minutes until the tech arrives and I have to pee…

The fact that you can dislike a YouTube comment, but it doesn’t say how many dislikes there are.

This completely flat spoon I was given to eat my soup with.

Tried to ask her to move her hair but she just ignored me.

I made coffee while I was still half-asleep.

Somebody rearranged the keys in computer class

As a retail worker myself, this makes us angry. It takes 30 seconds to put it back where you found it.

My mom had just finishing cleaning the kitchen and then spilled a bag of Chia seeds on the ground.