23 Dads Who Tried and Failed.

Nathan Johnson Published 09/05/2020 in facepalm

At least they put the effort in.

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“Warning: When it’s the morning of school photos and your son has a nose bleed all over his school shirt so you wash it but need it to dry quickly, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT believe the internet when it says you can microwave a damp shirt to dry it.”
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This dad attempted to kill a fly that was on his daughter’s phone.
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“That time James wanted a chicken pot pie for lunch on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I don’t want to brag but I’m really good at multitasking.”
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When you misunderstand a question…
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“When dad puts too much air in the ball before a game of PIG. #dadfail it sure made a loud boom!”
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“I may have dropped a 12-pack on the cake at the store.”
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When you try and make a cake with your sons.
8.
Always plan ahead…
9.
“I built Maddie a sand slide. I was the catcher. I forgot… “
10.
“Kids decided they wanted a frozen pizza tonight so like always I popped it on the oven rack and set the timer. Well if I would have read the box I would have seen that some pizzas need to be put on a pan.”
11.
“Attempting a unicorn omelette. Turned out more like an alien giraffe. Yikes! “
12.
“DAD YOU ABLE TO UNDO HER HAIR TIE??” …umm yeah sure. *insert the confused look of every father of a little girl* And this is the result! A bunch of hairs later. How can something seem so simple be such a bugger.”
13.
“Not sure if she’s thrown herself on the floor due to daddy’s bad attempt at being funny, or coz he’s taken her bike and shes having a tantrum….needless to say, this happens alot! (The bad jokes from daddy and the tantrums!)”
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“One of these was my first attempt at a pancake tonight. The other was by Poppy (aged 11)”
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“#notwelldone #supporting my local restaurant now by getting take out #dadfail”
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” can’t decide if this deserves an A for effort…or a D for effort. At least he tried—ish?”
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When you get up to check on the baby, but you sleep naked…
21.
“When you leave Daddy in charge of the youngest’s packed lunch, and he mistakes an onion for an apple… #dadfail”
22.
Oops.
23.
“Probably a lesson in here about not making pancakes in the dark. Thought for sure it was cinnamon. Gonna feed it to the kiddos anyway .”

1.
“Warning: When it’s the morning of school photos and your son has a nose bleed all over his school shirt so you wash it but need it to dry quickly, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT believe the internet when it says you can microwave a damp shirt to dry it.”
2.
This dad attempted to kill a fly that was on his daughter’s phone.
3.
“That time James wanted a chicken pot pie for lunch on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I don’t want to brag but I’m really good at multitasking.”
4.
When you misunderstand a question…
5.
“When dad puts too much air in the ball before a game of PIG. #dadfail it sure made a loud boom!”
6.
“I may have dropped a 12-pack on the cake at the store.”
7.
When you try and make a cake with your sons.
8.
Always plan ahead…
9.
“I built Maddie a sand slide. I was the catcher. I forgot… “
10.
“Kids decided they wanted a frozen pizza tonight so like always I popped it on the oven rack and set the timer. Well if I would have read the box I would have seen that some pizzas need to be put on a pan.”
11.
“Attempting a unicorn omelette. Turned out more like an alien giraffe. Yikes! “
12.
“DAD YOU ABLE TO UNDO HER HAIR TIE??” …umm yeah sure. *insert the confused look of every father of a little girl* And this is the result! A bunch of hairs later. How can something seem so simple be such a bugger.”
13.
“Not sure if she’s thrown herself on the floor due to daddy’s bad attempt at being funny, or coz he’s taken her bike and shes having a tantrum….needless to say, this happens alot! (The bad jokes from daddy and the tantrums!)”
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“One of these was my first attempt at a pancake tonight. The other was by Poppy (aged 11)”
16.
“#notwelldone #supporting my local restaurant now by getting take out #dadfail”
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” can’t decide if this deserves an A for effort…or a D for effort. At least he tried—ish?”
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20.
When you get up to check on the baby, but you sleep naked…
21.
“When you leave Daddy in charge of the youngest’s packed lunch, and he mistakes an onion for an apple… #dadfail”
22.
Oops.
23.
“Probably a lesson in here about not making pancakes in the dark. Thought for sure it was cinnamon. Gonna feed it to the kiddos anyway .”

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1. “Warning: When it’s the morning of school photos and your son has a nose bleed all over his school shirt so you wash it but need it to dry quickly, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT believe the internet when it says you can microwave a damp shirt to dry it.”

2. This dad attempted to kill a fly that was on his daughter’s phone.

3. “That time James wanted a chicken pot pie for lunch on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I don’t want to brag but I’m really good at multitasking.”

4. When you misunderstand a question…

5. “When dad puts too much air in the ball before a game of PIG. #dadfail it sure made a loud boom!”

6. “I may have dropped a 12-pack on the cake at the store.”

7. When you try and make a cake with your sons.

8. Always plan ahead…

9. “I built Maddie a sand slide. I was the catcher. I forgot… “

10. “Kids decided they wanted a frozen pizza tonight so like always I popped it on the oven rack and set the timer. Well if I would have read the box I would have seen that some pizzas need to be put on a pan.”

11. “Attempting a unicorn omelette. Turned out more like an alien giraffe. Yikes! “

12. “DAD YOU ABLE TO UNDO HER HAIR TIE??” …umm yeah sure. *insert the confused look of every father of a little girl* And this is the result! A bunch of hairs later. How can something seem so simple be such a bugger.”

13. “Not sure if she’s thrown herself on the floor due to daddy’s bad attempt at being funny, or coz he’s taken her bike and shes having a tantrum….needless to say, this happens alot! (The bad jokes from daddy and the tantrums!)”

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15. “One of these was my first attempt at a pancake tonight. The other was by Poppy (aged 11)”

16. “#notwelldone #supporting my local restaurant now by getting take out #dadfail”

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18. ” can’t decide if this deserves an A for effort…or a D for effort. At least he tried—ish?”

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20. When you get up to check on the baby, but you sleep naked…

21. “When you leave Daddy in charge of the youngest’s packed lunch, and he mistakes an onion for an apple… #dadfail”

22. Oops.

23. “Probably a lesson in here about not making pancakes in the dark. Thought for sure it was cinnamon. Gonna feed it to the kiddos anyway .”

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1.
“Warning: When it’s the morning of school photos and your son has a nose bleed all over his school shirt so you wash it but need it to dry quickly, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT believe the internet when it says you can microwave a damp shirt to dry it.”

2.
This dad attempted to kill a fly that was on his daughter’s phone.

3.
“That time James wanted a chicken pot pie for lunch on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I don’t want to brag but I’m really good at multitasking.”

4.
When you misunderstand a question…

5.
“When dad puts too much air in the ball before a game of PIG. #dadfail it sure made a loud boom!”

6.
“I may have dropped a 12-pack on the cake at the store.”

7.
When you try and make a cake with your sons.

8.
Always plan ahead…

9.
“I built Maddie a sand slide. I was the catcher. I forgot… “

10.
“Kids decided they wanted a frozen pizza tonight so like always I popped it on the oven rack and set the timer. Well if I would have read the box I would have seen that some pizzas need to be put on a pan.”

11.
“Attempting a unicorn omelette. Turned out more like an alien giraffe. Yikes! “

12.
“DAD YOU ABLE TO UNDO HER HAIR TIE??” …umm yeah sure. insert the confused look of every father of a little girl And this is the result! A bunch of hairs later. How can something seem so simple be such a bugger.”

13.
“Not sure if she’s thrown herself on the floor due to daddy’s bad attempt at being funny, or coz he’s taken her bike and shes having a tantrum….needless to say, this happens alot! (The bad jokes from daddy and the tantrums!)”

15.
“One of these was my first attempt at a pancake tonight. The other was by Poppy (aged 11)”

16.
“#notwelldone #supporting my local restaurant now by getting take out #dadfail”

18.
” can’t decide if this deserves an A for effort…or a D for effort. At least he tried—ish?”

20.
When you get up to check on the baby, but you sleep naked…

21.
“When you leave Daddy in charge of the youngest’s packed lunch, and he mistakes an onion for an apple… #dadfail”

22.
Oops.

23.
“Probably a lesson in here about not making pancakes in the dark. Thought for sure it was cinnamon. Gonna feed it to the kiddos anyway .”