23 of life's little orgasms

Nathan Johnson Published 02/21/2019

the best non-sexual feelings

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1.
Putting on jeans still hot from the dryer on a cold morning.
2.
When you finally scratch the itch you can’t reach inside your pants for etiquette reasons.
3.
When you wake up on a Saturday morning with the sun streaking through the curtains thinking you missed your alarm and the realization hits you: there was no alarm. And there will be no alarm.
4.
When you get the shower temperature juuuuuust right.
5.
Back scratch by someone with natural nails.
6.
Scratching the sock marks on your leg after a long day wearing it.
7.
Peeling off a new device screen protector.
8.
Finally being able to floss something that has been stuck in your teeth for a while.
9.
Getting in bed after a very long exhausting day. The sheets seem to cuddle and caress you like a lover.
10.
When you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding.
11.
A hairdresser washing your hair and massaging your scalp.
12.
When you parallel park your car in a tight spot with one turn and not stopping.
13.
Paycheck, bonus and tax return hits the bank account on the same day.
14.
Fixing something on the first try without YouTube or calling your dad.
15.
Blowing your nose just after a cold, the feeling of goop coming out and being able to breathe better.
16.
When you get more than 5 green lights in a row.
17.
Waking up with a stiff neck/back then cracking it and it actually feels better.
18.
Being insanely thirsty and chugging cool water.
19.
Eating an epic meal when you’re really hungry.
20.
When the thing you didn’t want to go to gets cancelled.
21.
When the bit of water that was stuck in your ear finally comes out.
22.
Peeing after holding it in for a very very long time. That sigh of relief you let out.
23.
That first moment when you get home from work and don’t have to deal with people for the next 12-15 hours.

1.
Putting on jeans still hot from the dryer on a cold morning.
2.
When you finally scratch the itch you can’t reach inside your pants for etiquette reasons.
3.
When you wake up on a Saturday morning with the sun streaking through the curtains thinking you missed your alarm and the realization hits you: there was no alarm. And there will be no alarm.
4.
When you get the shower temperature juuuuuust right.
5.
Back scratch by someone with natural nails.
6.
Scratching the sock marks on your leg after a long day wearing it.
7.
Peeling off a new device screen protector.
8.
Finally being able to floss something that has been stuck in your teeth for a while.
9.
Getting in bed after a very long exhausting day. The sheets seem to cuddle and caress you like a lover.
10.
When you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding.
11.
A hairdresser washing your hair and massaging your scalp.
12.
When you parallel park your car in a tight spot with one turn and not stopping.
13.
Paycheck, bonus and tax return hits the bank account on the same day.
14.
Fixing something on the first try without YouTube or calling your dad.
15.
Blowing your nose just after a cold, the feeling of goop coming out and being able to breathe better.
16.
When you get more than 5 green lights in a row.
17.
Waking up with a stiff neck/back then cracking it and it actually feels better.
18.
Being insanely thirsty and chugging cool water.
19.
Eating an epic meal when you’re really hungry.
20.
When the thing you didn’t want to go to gets cancelled.
21.
When the bit of water that was stuck in your ear finally comes out.
22.
Peeing after holding it in for a very very long time. That sigh of relief you let out.
23.
That first moment when you get home from work and don’t have to deal with people for the next 12-15 hours.