23 Reasons Why Winter Is The Biggest Jerk Of All The Seasons
Mr_Incognito
Published
11/23/2014
You're early, Winter, and no one is happy to see you.
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Hey Winter, ever heard the phrase "coming on too strong"? -
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Thanks to you, all the stuff on my porch is ruined. -
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Suddenly no one can live without milk, bread, or eggs. -
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I forgot to rake the leaves, so now I get to shovel them snow which is twice as hard and looks like crap. -
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I didn't have time to put on warm pants. Or a coat. -
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And the gloves have conspired against me. -
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I managed to find my hat, but every time I take it off... -
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Your early arrival sent college girls into premature moon boot frenzy. -
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Flat surfaces are no longer safe. -
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I have to get up 2 hours early just to dig my car out. -
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And once it's out the brakes are worthless. -
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Tires, too. -
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And all my friends with 4WD vehicles are so smug. -
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I enjoyed about two weeks without paying for AC or heat. Those days are now over, thanks to you, Winter. -
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The sanctity of Sunday Football has been jeopardized. -
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OK only in Buffalo. But it's Buffalo, what else do they HAVE?! -
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My bathroom has become a torture chamber. -
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And don't even get me started on the bedroom. -
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My motivation to workout has dipped to below zero, just like the temperature. -
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I didn't check the weather before bed. Now my cat hates me. -
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And all this snow makes people think they can start skipping holidays. Which makes me and Batman slappy. -
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But perhaps most cruel is that you've made Florida seem like a good place to live. And for that we can never forgive you.
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