23 Statements That Will Make You Think...
They seem more true the longer you think about them!
They seem more true the longer you think about them!
1
Mars is populated entirely by robots!
2
Everything is or isnt ice cream
3
Asking someone, Where are you? is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.
4
1980 is as far away as 2048.
5
Its possible that AI built to defeat the Turing test fails on purpose so we dont know how smart it really is.
6
We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.
7
Porn mags in the Harry Potter universe would be amazing.
8
The final ''e'' in finale is the finale of finale.
9
A mullet will make you a redneck and also prevent you from getting one.
10
People who say, ''Dont tell me what to do'' are hypocrites.
11
What if the Egyptians didnt actually revere cats, but only jokingly did like we do on the internet?
12
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
13
The only time the word incorrectly isnt spelled incorrectly is when its spelled incorrectly
14
All of the planets in Star Wars have the exact same gravitational pulls.
15
The word Fat just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ''Eat''.
16
Your right elbow has never been touched by your right hand.
17
When someone else makes you laugh in your dream, your brain came up with that joke. Of course you think its funny.
18
''Slang is a colloquial word for colloquial word.''
19
Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.
20
Being attracted to your own flaccid penis would be the worst fetish ever.
21
Its possible that drug cartels are comprised exclusively of undercover DEA agents who dont know about each other.
22
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
23
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow
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