“Sorry I Politely Asked Your Crotch Goblin To Not Throw Sugar At Other Guests. Lmao”

“Someone Decided To Have A Gender Reveal At The Table”

“A Grown Man Sneezed About 40 Times Within A Few Minutes Without Covering His Mouth. This Is The Aftermath”

“The Tip Line Said ‘Turn Over For Tip'”

“Is Calling Customers ‘Hun’ Weird?”

“32 Separate Checks”

“Actually, How About You Don’t (Read The Note First)”

“Is This Even Legal? Servers Make $3 An Hour In This Area And You Can Take Their Tips?”

“Group Of Four Older Ladies Left This At The Table Next To Me”

“Seriously”

“Is This Even Legal?”

“The Time I Ruined This Woman’s Birthday”

“By Far The Craziest Note I’ve Ever Got”

“I Was In The Weeds And Very Focused I Guess…”

“Lol”

“My Bad For Not Following The Law I Guess. Sorry Guys”

“My Day Just Got A Little More Exciting”

“My Manager’s Response Makes Me Want To Quit. What Would You Say/Do?”

“What You Guys Think? Honestly”

“My Co-Worker Got A Novel On Her Check”

“What My GF Got From A Customer”

“Came In 15 Mins Before Close And Left This”

“Just Say You’re Broke”