24 Chuck Norris Facts That Will Change Your View Of The World
Peter Pizagalli
Published
02/04/2015
Chuck Norris is an Internet phenomenon, here's why.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. -
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -
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Michael Jackson could do the Moonwalk on Earth, but Chuck Norris can do the Earthwalk on the moon. -
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon or an apple. -
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Human blood types are usually 0+, A+, or AB. Chuck Norris's blood type is AK-47. -
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When Chuck Norris looks at himself in a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris. -
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Chuck Norris needed only one day to travel around the world and he didn't even have to move while doing so. He just spun the Earth around him. -
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Chuck Norris is the only man in history who can be the QB and the wide receiver simultaneously. -
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is. -
10.
A recent research showed that the saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is. -
11.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of having no escape and being in closed or small spaces or rooms is claustrophobia and fear of Chuck Norris is called logic. -
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Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris. -
13.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. -
14.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to continue living. -
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It is believed that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity not just once as most people think but twice. -
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Every time Chuck Norris has a staring contest with the sun a solar eclipse occurs. -
17.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run! -
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When Raymond Samuel Tomlinson implemented an email system in 1971 on the ARPANET, he already had two unread emails in his inbox from Chuck Norris. -
19.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery. -
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Chuck Norris is the only man in history who played Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver and guess what? He won. -
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land! -
22.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. -
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. -
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In reality Chuck Norris died ten years ago but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Why? Rumors have it that Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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