24 People Who Had One Job and Failed.

Nathan Johnson Published 11/13/2020 in facepalm

Sad stories about people who decided it wasn’t their job to fix things.

1.
“I didn’t sharpen the pencils just like you said, boss.”
2.
"A road in my hometown — there’s no explanation as to why it looks like this.
3.
“And the winner of ‘not my job’ is...my sister!”
4.
“This key was screwed and painted to the door frame inside my wife’s apartment. True ’not my job’ laziness!”
5.
“Why not just turn it?”
6.
“Every time I go to the bathroom at work — this really bugs me!”
7.
“Installed the new sign, boss.”
8.
“I don’t have time to answer every single one of your questions, David!”
9.
“Got the birthday balloons, boss!”
10.
“Well done, my boy. Well done...”
11.
“Throw your mask into the hoop!”
12.
“I only move boxes, not plants.”
13.
“Fixed the hole in the wall, boss.”
14.
“Who needs another bolt when we’ve got stacks of washers?”
15.
“I stacked the bales, boss.”
16.
“What we’re missing here is certainly not creativity.”
17.
“Safety? Not on my watch!”
18.
“I would’ve paid him just as much to not do the job if I’m being completely honest.”
19.
“It’s Sparky’s problem, not mine.”
20.
“Patched the bridge joint, boss!”
21.
“Close enough...”
22.
“Bricked up that window quite well!”
23.
“I just build them where they tell me.”
24.
“Finished the stripes in the parking lot, boss!”

1.
“I didn’t sharpen the pencils just like you said, boss.”
2.
"A road in my hometown — there’s no explanation as to why it looks like this.
3.
“And the winner of ‘not my job’ is...my sister!”
4.
“This key was screwed and painted to the door frame inside my wife’s apartment. True ’not my job’ laziness!”
5.
“Why not just turn it?”
6.
“Every time I go to the bathroom at work — this really bugs me!”
7.
“Installed the new sign, boss.”
8.
“I don’t have time to answer every single one of your questions, David!”
9.
“Got the birthday balloons, boss!”
10.
“Well done, my boy. Well done...”
11.
“Throw your mask into the hoop!”
12.
“I only move boxes, not plants.”
13.
“Fixed the hole in the wall, boss.”
14.
“Who needs another bolt when we’ve got stacks of washers?”
15.
“I stacked the bales, boss.”
16.
“What we’re missing here is certainly not creativity.”
17.
“Safety? Not on my watch!”
18.
“I would’ve paid him just as much to not do the job if I’m being completely honest.”
19.
“It’s Sparky’s problem, not mine.”
20.
“Patched the bridge joint, boss!”
21.
“Close enough...”
22.
“Bricked up that window quite well!”
23.
“I just build them where they tell me.”
24.
“Finished the stripes in the parking lot, boss!”