25 clever ways people tried to smuggle drugs

Nathan Johnson Published 05/08/2017 in wow

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A Canadian woman was arrested for trying to smuggle 50 bags of pot into the US inside a foosball table.
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Three pounds of black opium coated in cinnamon and wrapped in plastic, mmmmm yum!
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At least these coconuts were real -- but it didn't stop officers from busting smugglers who hid 1,000 lbs of pot inside of them.
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Is it a wood pallet, or is it cocaine? It's COCAINE!
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A milk powder bag is not enough to convince US Customs that this ISN'T cocaine (it is).
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Hiding cocaine in bags of coffee is apparently not an effective way to smuggle drugs.
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A guy tried to come to the US from Trinidad with over 7 lbs of cocaine hidden inside frozen meat.
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Guy coming into the US from Peru tried to hide 10 lbs. of cocaine in food inside his luggage.
9.
US Customs and Border Patrol removed almost 2,000 lbs of marijuana from hundreds of fake landscaping stones.
10.
A woman travelling with a 2-year-old tried to sneak 3 lbs of heroin into the US hidden inside formula containers.
11.
After a drug dog alert, officers found 1,455 pounds of marijuana worth $728,000 hidden inside these watermelons.
12.
Smuggling dough inside of dough -- genius.
13.
Smugglers attempted to bring over a ton of marijuana disgused as carrots into the US from Mexico. It did not go as planned.
14.
A man travelling from Bangkok to Bangladesh was found with 451 turtles and 7 crocodiles in his bag.
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$87,000 worth of meth, or just a bunch of tortillas?
16.
A woman tried walking over the border with cocaine in her shoes. To be fair, this looks like it could actually work.
17.
Spanish police discovered 200 kgs of cocaine hidden inside hollowed-out pineapples.
18.
That baseball looks awfully lumpy, probably because it's fake and stuffed with cocaine.
19.
Pants, or 28 lbs of cocaine? You decide.
20.
Is that a vanilla wafer filled with cream? No, it's a vanilla wafer filled with cocaine you silly goose!
21.
A woman attempted to smuggle heroin from Mexico to the US by taping it to her butt.
22.
Customs and Border Patrol officers found 3,947 lbs of marijuana hidden in fake limes.
23.
This guy tried to smuggle 94 iPhones into China. It did not go well.
24.
Alcohol is illegal in Saudia Arabia, which explains why this guy was arrested trying to smuggle it inside his clothes.
25.
This woman isn't pregnant, unless cocaine counts as a baby and a fake pregnancy stomach counts as a real pregnancy.

1.
A Canadian woman was arrested for trying to smuggle 50 bags of pot into the US inside a foosball table.
2.
Three pounds of black opium coated in cinnamon and wrapped in plastic, mmmmm yum!
3.
At least these coconuts were real -- but it didn't stop officers from busting smugglers who hid 1,000 lbs of pot inside of them.
4.
Is it a wood pallet, or is it cocaine? It's COCAINE!
5.
A milk powder bag is not enough to convince US Customs that this ISN'T cocaine (it is).
6.
Hiding cocaine in bags of coffee is apparently not an effective way to smuggle drugs.
7.
A guy tried to come to the US from Trinidad with over 7 lbs of cocaine hidden inside frozen meat.
8.
Guy coming into the US from Peru tried to hide 10 lbs. of cocaine in food inside his luggage.
9.
US Customs and Border Patrol removed almost 2,000 lbs of marijuana from hundreds of fake landscaping stones.
10.
A woman travelling with a 2-year-old tried to sneak 3 lbs of heroin into the US hidden inside formula containers.
11.
After a drug dog alert, officers found 1,455 pounds of marijuana worth $728,000 hidden inside these watermelons.
12.
Smuggling dough inside of dough -- genius.
13.
Smugglers attempted to bring over a ton of marijuana disgused as carrots into the US from Mexico. It did not go as planned.
14.
A man travelling from Bangkok to Bangladesh was found with 451 turtles and 7 crocodiles in his bag.
15.
$87,000 worth of meth, or just a bunch of tortillas?
16.
A woman tried walking over the border with cocaine in her shoes. To be fair, this looks like it could actually work.
17.
Spanish police discovered 200 kgs of cocaine hidden inside hollowed-out pineapples.
18.
That baseball looks awfully lumpy, probably because it's fake and stuffed with cocaine.
19.
Pants, or 28 lbs of cocaine? You decide.
20.
Is that a vanilla wafer filled with cream? No, it's a vanilla wafer filled with cocaine you silly goose!
21.
A woman attempted to smuggle heroin from Mexico to the US by taping it to her butt.
22.
Customs and Border Patrol officers found 3,947 lbs of marijuana hidden in fake limes.
23.
This guy tried to smuggle 94 iPhones into China. It did not go well.
24.
Alcohol is illegal in Saudia Arabia, which explains why this guy was arrested trying to smuggle it inside his clothes.
25.
This woman isn't pregnant, unless cocaine counts as a baby and a fake pregnancy stomach counts as a real pregnancy.

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1. A Canadian woman was arrested for trying to smuggle 50 bags of pot into the US inside a foosball table.

2. Three pounds of black opium coated in cinnamon and wrapped in plastic, mmmmm yum!

3. At least these coconuts were real -- but it didn't stop officers from busting smugglers who hid 1,000 lbs of pot inside of them.

4. Is it a wood pallet, or is it cocaine? It's COCAINE!

5. A milk powder bag is not enough to convince US Customs that this ISN'T cocaine (it is).

6. Hiding cocaine in bags of coffee is apparently not an effective way to smuggle drugs.

7. A guy tried to come to the US from Trinidad with over 7 lbs of cocaine hidden inside frozen meat.

8. Guy coming into the US from Peru tried to hide 10 lbs. of cocaine in food inside his luggage.

9. US Customs and Border Patrol removed almost 2,000 lbs of marijuana from hundreds of fake landscaping stones.

10. A woman travelling with a 2-year-old tried to sneak 3 lbs of heroin into the US hidden inside formula containers.

11. After a drug dog alert, officers found 1,455 pounds of marijuana worth $728,000 hidden inside these watermelons.

12. Smuggling dough inside of dough -- genius.

13. Smugglers attempted to bring over a ton of marijuana disgused as carrots into the US from Mexico. It did not go as planned.

14. A man travelling from Bangkok to Bangladesh was found with 451 turtles and 7 crocodiles in his bag.

15. $87,000 worth of meth, or just a bunch of tortillas?

16. A woman tried walking over the border with cocaine in her shoes. To be fair, this looks like it could actually work.

17. Spanish police discovered 200 kgs of cocaine hidden inside hollowed-out pineapples.

18. That baseball looks awfully lumpy, probably because it's fake and stuffed with cocaine.

19. Pants, or 28 lbs of cocaine? You decide.

20. Is that a vanilla wafer filled with cream? No, it's a vanilla wafer filled with cocaine you silly goose!

21. A woman attempted to smuggle heroin from Mexico to the US by taping it to her butt.

22. Customs and Border Patrol officers found 3,947 lbs of marijuana hidden in fake limes.

23. This guy tried to smuggle 94 iPhones into China. It did not go well.

24. Alcohol is illegal in Saudia Arabia, which explains why this guy was arrested trying to smuggle it inside his clothes.

25. This woman isn't pregnant, unless cocaine counts as a baby and a fake pregnancy stomach counts as a real pregnancy.

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1.
A Canadian woman was arrested for trying to smuggle 50 bags of pot into the US inside a foosball table.

2.
Three pounds of black opium coated in cinnamon and wrapped in plastic, mmmmm yum!

3.
At least these coconuts were real -- but it didn't stop officers from busting smugglers who hid 1,000 lbs of pot inside of them.

4.
Is it a wood pallet, or is it cocaine? It's COCAINE!

5.
A milk powder bag is not enough to convince US Customs that this ISN'T cocaine (it is).

6.
Hiding cocaine in bags of coffee is apparently not an effective way to smuggle drugs.

7.
A guy tried to come to the US from Trinidad with over 7 lbs of cocaine hidden inside frozen meat.

8.
Guy coming into the US from Peru tried to hide 10 lbs. of cocaine in food inside his luggage.

9.
US Customs and Border Patrol removed almost 2,000 lbs of marijuana from hundreds of fake landscaping stones.

10.
A woman travelling with a 2-year-old tried to sneak 3 lbs of heroin into the US hidden inside formula containers.

11.
After a drug dog alert, officers found 1,455 pounds of marijuana worth $728,000 hidden inside these watermelons.

12.
Smuggling dough inside of dough -- genius.

13.
Smugglers attempted to bring over a ton of marijuana disgused as carrots into the US from Mexico. It did not go as planned.

14.
A man travelling from Bangkok to Bangladesh was found with 451 turtles and 7 crocodiles in his bag.

15.
$87,000 worth of meth, or just a bunch of tortillas?

16.
A woman tried walking over the border with cocaine in her shoes. To be fair, this looks like it could actually work.

17.
Spanish police discovered 200 kgs of cocaine hidden inside hollowed-out pineapples.

18.
That baseball looks awfully lumpy, probably because it's fake and stuffed with cocaine.

19.
Pants, or 28 lbs of cocaine? You decide.

20.
Is that a vanilla wafer filled with cream? No, it's a vanilla wafer filled with cocaine you silly goose!

21.
A woman attempted to smuggle heroin from Mexico to the US by taping it to her butt.

22.
Customs and Border Patrol officers found 3,947 lbs of marijuana hidden in fake limes.

23.
This guy tried to smuggle 94 iPhones into China. It did not go well.

24.
Alcohol is illegal in Saudia Arabia, which explains why this guy was arrested trying to smuggle it inside his clothes.

25.
This woman isn't pregnant, unless cocaine counts as a baby and a fake pregnancy stomach counts as a real pregnancy.