“There was a billiard ball inside of my bocce ball”

“Peeled citrus fruits”

“My dad wrote Isaac Asimov a question when he was young and Asimov took the time to answer him.”

“Our local Toys ‘R’ Us became a gun store but kept the designs”

“The person who lived in my apartment before me planted pineapples.”

“Cardboard rings for this 6 pack instead of the plastic ones”

“Security Camera inside the car wash is equipped with a squeegee wiper”

“These shoes found at a thrift store with controller shaped soles”

“Beer where the label matches the location”

“Found this in my bathroom wall while renovating.”

“This burn on my finger doesn’t get dirty”

“I made an alphabet by carefully eating parts of pretzels”

“My Local Pizzeria has a list of addresses that they refuse service to and reasons why”

“This giant blueberry I found today”

“My treadmill kicked all the dirt from my shoes into a ‘heavy’ and a ‘light’ pile.”

“This butcher has a vending machine for after hours”

“There’s a dried flower in this 165 years old latin book I just found in our attic”

“The sun reflecting off my side mirror melted a mirror-shaped hole in the frost on the window”

“Floor heating in my brothers house”

“These two coin lockers that are easily accessible in a wheelchair”

“A tree stump built into a staircase”

“Table hockey puck after about four and a half years of playing. New one on the left for comparison.”

“American Froot Loops are different colours than Canadian Froot Loops.”

“My washed out paint roller looks like Sully from Monsters Inc.”

“Found this in my bathroom wall while renovating.”