“$54 of new makeup and 3 days later I find the first thing I’ve ever had an allergy to. Can’t return the makeup.”

“Moved 15 times over 30 years with an antique vase my gramma gave me. Today I cleaned it for the first time and it slipped out of my hands.”

“Neighbor thought it was a good idea to have a BBQ on their balcony, destroying 3 flats”

Today at 10:30 AM, I was awoken by the sound of an 11 Ton pick up truck ripping through my living room and kitchen.

“This morning (3AM CEST) a chemical factory blew up in my town, the population is urged to stay home, a terrific alarm is ringing. That’s the view from my flat.”

“A few months ago we remodeled our home and a had a crew in the house for several weeks. After they were done, I noticed my guitar was missing. I brought it up to the contractor but he never answered me. Today I found my guitar at a local pawn shop.”

“My steam iron wasn't working properly so I decided to run it with vinegar, thinking it might be related to calcium deposits… guess I was right!”

“Cleaning my windows has its downsides.”

“I was going to buy this pen. I live in Norway.”

“Went to the famous floating shrine gate in Hiroshima only to find it under restoration.”

“Let’s sell all our stuff in the states, move to Europe and buy new stuff at IKEA she said..”

“While I was in the shower, my dog puked up ALL of his breakfast. Roomba attempted to do his duties, but he was not equipped for this mission.”

“Recently bought an engagement ring to my gf after 1 year together… just found out today that she cheated on me with one of my friends…”

“First time playing Oregon trail card game and I died of dysentery on my first turn.”

“They snubbed me on the fries.”

“Always wiggle the card slot.”

“I received this gift from my crush.”