"My McDonalds cup split in half when I put it in the cupholder"

"My very enthusiastic dog ate my contacts and head-butted me all in the same day"

"Instant Pot pulled pork explosion in our brand new kitchen"

"When you book a fun place to stay, but the toilet is in the middle of the bedroom."

"Breakfast, one of the best parts of camping, but then my brother dropped the bacon. Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

"A friend of mine booked urban company for ac repairs, now she doesn’t have a home and the company says it wasn’t their fault."

"Moved into a new home 5 days ago and also got a few new roommates"

"Today my upstair's neighbor forgot to close his bathroom sink, my apartment flooded because of it."

"35lb beagle ate the carrot cake I made. With cream cheese frosting. This is all that remains. RIP carrot cake."