25 Real And Hilarious Reasons To JOIN A GYM!
Peter Pizagalli
Published
09/18/2014
There is so much more to it than looking and feeling good!
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You can catch up on the CNN you've been missing...CNN is always on in every gym in America. Its apparently a law. Breaking news while you start breaking a sweat. It just makes sense. -
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Tell people you're going to the gym. Whats better than actually going to the gym? Telling people you are going to the gym. -
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Get some encouragement -
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It's always nice to have an excuse to wear fingerless gloves -
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Take some selfies -
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When is the last time you got to use a locker -
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You get the chance to use that water bottle you bought while you had the ambition to need it -
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Free water pairs quite well with your new water bottle. -
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You can catch up on the latest mustache trends -
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You can find out what a hernia feels like -
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There's no such thing as too many cut off T-shirts...Gotta let those pythons breathe. -
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You can hear grown men yell sporadically at themselves -
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You can help strangers take selfies -
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Watch people get off the treadmill...Arguably the most entertaining thing to do at the gym. Until they have a 30 minute show of it on Netflix, this is the only option. -
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You can reward your efforts by doubling the calories you just burned off -
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You can sign up for a soccer league and then never go -
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You can spend 60 a month on a gym membership instead of on your children -
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You can watch guys hit on girls who hate it -
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You can watch people who don't know how to use the equipment -
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You can watch yourself not know how to use the equipment -
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You get a good lesson in humility...adjusting to less weight than the previous persons setting on every piece of equipment -
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You get to see old naked people in the locker room -
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You get to see what the veins in your forehead look like -
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You get to watch old people kill it at the gym
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