25 Things About America That Weird the World Out
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11/29/2021
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How 'f*cking enormous' is classed as 'medium'. In both people, drinks, and portion size. -
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Drive-Thru shops! There’s a drive-thru for everything it seems over here, even for pharmacies as well. This is new to me because we don’t have them in my country. -
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You call the winner of the Super Bowl the “world champs” and the MLB is decided by a “World Series” even though both are an entirely domestic competition (other than Toronto Blue Jays). -
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Your obsession with the flag. I could go months in Australia without seeing our flag. -
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A sport named "Football" but the players play it with their hands most of the time. -
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You have to pay for fuel before putting it in your car, here in Australia you fill it up then pay. -
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Your feet fetish... For the measurement called feet that is. -
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Your healthcare. The more I read about it, the more it feels less like a joke and more like a crime. It should not be the way it is there -
9.
The way Americans write the date. What's up with that? -
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How many Americans don’t have passports -
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All the adverts on TV for medicine end with the same statement "may cause death" -
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As a Canadian, it's interesting just how polarizing USA politics are to us. Trump vs Hillary/Biden was a way bigger topic than any of our own federal elections. -
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Your toilets are full of extra water. I didn’t understand American jokes about water splashing you on the balls until I saw one of them for the first time. -
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You're supposed to file and pay American taxes if you're a citizen... Even if you don't live there. People complain about Canadian taxes but at least if you leave you don't have to keep paying them - but you can stay a citizen. -
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Privately run prisons. -
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The ten paid vacation days a year (if that!) -
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How American towns and cities are generally designed so that you have to drive everywhere. -
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Public toilet door gaps. What the f*ck, you guys? -
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It's kind of amazing how a person can become a cop with such little training over there. A real police officer with authority, badge, and a gun with so little training it's actually scary. -
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The portion sizes -
21.
Why can you own a gun, go to war, star in porn all before you can legally have a beer? -
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Your taxes not being added beforehand to the price of groceries? It's the most backwards thing ever -
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Tipping. It makes no sense to underpay workers in food and expect the customer to make up for it, it should be the business’s responsibility to have fair pay for workers. -
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The political system -
25.
Using the word "entrée" to mean main.
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