“I hit a ticket jackpot and started redeeming the tickets before they finished dispensing.”

“These two people I met wearing IKEA bags as clothes.”

“I collated my sticky notes and got this neat gradient.”

“I found a copy of the original Doom on a floppy disc in my moms desk.”

“Our paint can broke last night and dried in a really fun way.”

“The old escalators of Wynyard train station in Sydney now hang from the ceiling.”

“A large painting of Nicolas Cage on a carnival ride.”

“Pan fried Brussel sprout looks like a tunnel.”

“Forgot spaghetti with mushrooms in the microwave for a week. Now it’s a floofly ball of mold.”

“This house I toured had a hidden entrance to their utility room.”

“Dinosaur bone found in the basement of my friend’s 15th century house in North-Eastern France.”

“My wood glue has a build in cap holder, so you won’t lose it.”

“My rug looks like a giant version of my napkin.”

“This shelf I made for my VHS collection.”

“This is me 0.000001 seconds away from hitting the water in 2015.”

“This Can of 20th Century Air.”

“The detailed weaved frosting on this cookie.”

“My Buddha’s temple succulent has grown into a Sandworm.”

“Took this picture of the snow wave on my roof today.”

“The way my coffee spilled this morning looks like a duck.”

“My new bedsheets have pockets!”

“The page I’m using today was supposed to be used in the 2000s.”

“A microscope looking like a robot, with tiny hands and lips.”

“This star in the middle of a tree limb.”

“This Tide I spilled looks like an electric guitar.”