25 Times Crap Hit the Fan.
Nathan Johnson
Published
01/16/2021
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These were the worst of times.
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“Some scotch tape just fucked a 51 year old Superman comic.” -
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“Stepped into the ocean and straight onto a fish hook stuck in the rocks, on New Years Day, in a small town, with no Doctor on duty. This is the hook after Doctor in a nearby town removed it.” -
3.
“An excellent start to the day, dropped it while trying to put it on.” -
4.
“I spent 2 weeks studying for a re-exam, had to get up at 5:30, and traveled 2 hours for said exam only to realise I wasn’t enrolled for it. That deserves a large cup of coffee on the 2 hour ride home.” -
5.
“Commissioned a painting of my girlfriend’s cat just to have her break up with me the night before it was completed.” -
6.
“Tried to buzzcut my hair because all the barbers were closed, clipper called it quits halfway through. 4 days until my Amazon one arrives… fuck…” -
7.
“Just found out im allergic to the brace I need to wear for the next 2 months.” -
8.
“I burnt all the baguettes and then dropped them all on the floor…at 6am.” -
9.
“Broke a $300 pasta machine by accidentally dropping a spoon inside.” -
10.
“My puppy destroyed my switch.” -
11.
“Flatmate has never found is name written on anything so I decided to gift him a personalised bowl…” -
12.
“My candle order finally arrived. I have Covid and can’t smell anything.” -
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14.
“The cake I spent 1h to make. At least im sure it’s not too dry.” -
15.
“Mom thought she ordered size 6 in women’s, they’re actually size 6 in toddlers.” -
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17.
“Waited 3+ years for a meyers lemon tree to mature only to find out it wasnt a meyer lemon tree.. thickest rind in the west.” -
18.
“My stepson and I installed a new mailbox recently. Somebody blew fireworks in it right after I checked the mail.” -
19.
“My new laptop was delivered! But, that’s not my house.” -
20.
“The lid wasn’t screwed on tight on my hot sauce this morning..” -
21.
“When the pipes burst overnight and you have to go to work in the morning…” -
22.
“When you live in Svalbard, Norway and forgot to close the window to the home office.” -
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Anyone missing a hitch? -
24.
“Some little babies just lost their marker privileges.” -
25.
“I was planning to change my tires on my next payday. Then this happen.”
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